Anyone golf?

[Guest]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.


Bh

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Hahaha that's great. I live in Glendale myself. Maricopa county has more golf courses per square mile then any other city in the world, so it's like, rude to the city to not golf. There isn't a better sport out there. Bring a few beers, ride around in golf carts, and chill out.

 

[Guest423]

lol funny sign....i like to golf and frisbee golf...frisbee golf is really nice on the wallet.

 

[buckeye-leaf]

I like to golf! This weekend I bought me a set of King Cobra Oversize irons for a good price now fixing to get me a set of Cobra Woods. Theres a golf course nearby and I enjoy going out on the course with a few cold drinks and some doobies.


Buckeye

 

[Guest423]

hows it hangin buckeye? to bad we didn't live closer so we could hit the greens with some greens and some drinks together!

 

[buckeye-leaf]

its goin great man, yourself? yeah I wish more of my buddies liked to golf, only have 2 friends that enjoy golfing so most of time I go out on the course by myself I think it helps me to relax. Im pretty good at the par 3's but give me a par 5 and usually I get a bogey or double bogey . take care Time see you in chat sometime


Buckeye

 

[Guest423]

yeah i'm not the greatest either but this is only my 3rd or 4th year, some days i can light it up, i scored a 42 on a 9 before and the best i've got on an 18 is 87. it's a tough sport to be consistant at, i go to relax but some days golf can get me pissed lol....we'll catch up in chat! peace

 

[Old Soul]

I like frisbee golf myself. I never slice a drive with my discs. Lots of nice courses in Arizona.

Old Soul

 

[Guest]

Hi guys,

I like golf. I play in the 50's. I refuse to play if its any colder.

HAHA..j/k


Seed

 

[Guest]

Here's a skit with Robin Williams on how golf was invented. LOL


http://www.dump.com/links.php?link=751692&a=1&b=1&c=2&o=popular&p=1&r=all

 

[Artie Lange]

i started golfing when i was 10, got pretty good but lost interest at 12. bmx bikes>golf

 

[70s_PotHead]

Golf is a blast, smoke a doobie, down a few beers and chase a little white ball around all day ya gotta love it

70s

 

[havalota]

I tried to golf twice. the first was in hawaii, stoned out of my gord in '81', only found one of the activities fun, and it wasn't golf. the next try was in '84', only this time I didn't have the benifit of herbal concentration. All I can say is that anyone standing in front of me would be quite safe, however, birds, fish, trees, cars, people on the next green over and low flying planes need to look out, I couldn't hit a golf ball strait if my life depended on it. I do enjoy the driving range tho. See if I can pelt the poor bastage driving the ball cart. I think the owners make them go out there when people are driving just to give them something to aim at.