Any ideas to earn a side income?

[Cdnguy]

Does anyone have any ideas of things to do for side income or some skills to attain that will help? Not looking for much just a couple hundred dollars a month - very part-time as I can get quite lazy.

For now all I can think of is lawn and garden maintenance, snow shovelling and helping others move. I was going to post an ad but thought i'd brainstorm a little further.

If you would rather keep your ideas private you could PM me.

Thanks!

 

[BlueBlazer]

Dude, if you're lazy you should try for a government gig . . .

 

[brickweeder]

Dude, if you're lazy you should try for a government gig . . .

Problem with a govt gig is that you still have to put your time in...granted, you don't do anything when you get there, but you still have to get there...just kidding, fine upstanding people they are.

If you are lazy, sell shiate on ebay.

 

[flylowgethigh]

And they probably filter websites like ICMag and porn.

 

[CrushnYuba]

Sucking dick or selling crack comes to mind.

If you really are lazy, lawn maintenance and snow shoveling seems like allot of work. And it's not the greatest pay. That sounds like allot of hours of hard labor. A job like being a security guard literally takes no work and it pays probably only slightly less per hour.

If you really want to go the easy way... Suckin dicks and selling crack. Or other sexual favors and hard drugs.

 

[Capra ibex]

Start hooking. <3

 

[tetragrammaton]

Well, if you masturbate, there are plenty of cam sites, where you can simply watch porn or fantasize, pretend that your webcam isn't on and broadcasting (if you're nervous) to those watching and donating, and make income that way. It's legit, I've done it in my early 20's. The only reason I quit is because I'm not homosexual, and the audience for male cam performers is primarily but not mainly homosexual and request bizarre things. I could have made a lot more money had I agreed to their requests, they donate nice there, but they donate more if you do requests, and most of the requests involved people asking me to shove things up my ass which I didn't feel comfortable doing, and realized that I wasn't comfortable with the whole thing. At first I was though, I knew it was mainly old perverts watching me masturbate and doing the same, the tips were nice and most of the time I made at LEAST 50 USD an hour, usually more.

You can even wear a mask if you want, to disguise yourself or whatever if you don't feel comfortable with people you know might finding out that you masturbate.

As far as this suggestion, I'm being serious, it's legit (you have to scan your ID and send it to them first before you can even verified and earn money, which takes about 24-48 hours). The only valid excuse there would be, is like mine, you simply aren't comfortable doing it. And I say that, because those cam sites, (I used what I believe is 1st or 2nd most popular one?) have an audience for everything. So if you say "oh I'm too fat", BS. There are people into that. If you say "oh, my dick is too small", there are people into that. If you have some strange fetish, there are people there who will have that same fetish. The more you are willing to do, the more you'll make.

I did this for about 4 months before I got fairly popular on the site and the requests got too weird, at least for me. Weird to the point of me losing arousal and simply cutting off the live stream and making no money. People not donating and telling me the things they wanted to do to me, people wanting to see my feet, or to show my anus, and other things that I didn't want to do.

It IS very rewarding to your self esteem however, when a REAL woman who is a 10/10 and also live broadcasting comes into your room to compliment you and say that she's watching you. I've made friends with those women and still talk to them from time to time.

EDIT: TL;DR I once thought "if I'm going to jack off, I might as well get paid for it", and did, until it got too uncomfortable for me, but it's a quick way to make legit legal money if you have the confidence (or the opposite, as some people like to be humiliated and shamed for some reason that I can't relate to), and there are exhibitionists as well. But like, DJ Paul of Three 6 Mafia says in "Poppin My Collar", "I'm tryna get paid however money is made", and that was kind of my mindset back then.

 

[xavier7995]

Dude...you can't make a few hundred bucks a month...wtf. look at your life bud.

Tetra makes a real good suggestion. Aside from that, uber or something like that, grocery delivery?

 

['Boogieman']

Handy man, basic plumbing, electrical, and carpentry repairs. As a handy man you can always tell someone to hire a professional contractor if the job is to big.

Offering to haul people's scrap metal off their property for free.

Selling homemade worm castings

 

[Cdnguy]

Ah I was thinking more along the lines of laborer'ish or skilled laborer jobs or something on the computer or something. Not anything sexual, illegal etc. I have a source of income already just looking to make about 200-300 more a month, maybe more if I become skilled more.

Thanks Guys

 

[tetragrammaton]

Ok then you can learn a trade, like soldering, or become an electricion, and take the courses when you're off of your full time job, and then in your free time, at your pace, you can solder things freelance, there's BIG money in that.

Perhaps take a luthier course if you're into guitars at all. Always in demand. Do you have any art skills, or any computer skills such as video editing, audio engineering, etc...? If so, again, you can freelance those skills to people. Nothing sexual, nothing illegal. All serious ways to make money.

EDIT: graphic design is another idea

 

[Mr. J]

Ah I was thinking more along the lines of laborer'ish or skilled laborer jobs or something on the computer or something. Not anything sexual, illegal etc. I have a source of income already just looking to make about 200-300 more a month, maybe more if I become skilled more.

Thanks Guys

Ya, the computer. Like that guy said. You go on the computer and put things in yer butt and pervs give you money. Easy peasy. The bigger the things (you becoming more skilled) the more money. I say you go for it.

 

[CrossBones]

Ya, the computer. Like that guy said. You go on the computer and put things in yer butt and pervs give you money. Easy peasy. The bigger the things (you becoming more skilled) the more money. I say you go for it.

this thread has given me a good chuckle.. Sounds like Mr.J has a new past time.

 

[flylowgethigh]

Yeah, skills job sounds better and easier than a laborish job. Get a management job, they never have to do anything and make good money. Can you wear a tie?

 

[TheForgotten]

How tight is your 'prison wallet'?

 

[Tudo]

Is there anything that you "like" to do? What about really like to do? Or really really like to do? Make a list of these things, realistically you should be able to rattle off the top 5 things in the entire world that you like to do.


Now think how can you become involved in them and make a living doing so.

 

[CrushnYuba]

How tight is your 'prison wallet'?

That's not PC. No one calls it a prison wallet anymore. In prison they call it their "secret suitcase"

What is with the talk about crabs.

Homie is only trying to make an extra 200$ a month. That's literally 1 days work of shitty pay. U could go to a temp agency. They could find you 1 day of easy work. I think filling in as a security guard would be super easy.

It would be ridiculous to get a skill to come up with an extra 200$ a month. 1 days work a month is not enough time to learn anything. It's only 200$. You could literally get that on the street as a mime in a couple hours. Even a bad mime. Paint your face white and pretend there is an imaginary door.

Where i live, the lazy hippies trim weed when they need money. It's not the best pay and it's kind of shit work, but where else are you going to find someone that lets you do 1 days work whenever you feel like it.

 

[WelderDan]

If you understand tech, you could make a mint helping idiots connect their wireless devices (Roku, phones, computers, etc) to their wifi. Trust me, there are tons of people that can't be bothered to READ the GODDAMNED INSTRUCTIONS. If you are willing to hustle a little, you can make bank doing that.

When I was in my 20's, I made a lot of side cash doing brake jobs on cars, changing oil and simple shit like replacing alternators, fan belts and whatnot. Most people pay to have their freaking oil changed.

I mowed grass, hung doors, put up fence, hung blinds, trimmed trees, drywall patches, painting houses.

Lots of things you can do if you are handy and are willing to hustle a bit.

Of course you always peddle weed.....

 

[TheForgotten]

That's not PC. No one calls it a prison wallet anymore. In prison they call it their "secret suitcase"

Where i live, the lazy hippies trim weed when they need money.

I can't believe that you called me a lazy hippie....

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

- you could get into 'pork belly futures' - I hear they are gonna take the sodium nitrates out of Bacon soon - then everyone is going BACON MAD! -

*or you could just grow an extra plant - per month - and flog it.