any expert in pathogens around? URGENT

[kirkgrowing]

I'm experiencing an awkward situation with my plants. they began to grow abnormally and the flowering stage is taking longer than expected, my buds are smaller and IDK what's going on.
thanks for any help

 

[revegeta666]

Well thanks to such a thoroughly detailed description there is only one answer. In my expert opinion your plants are clearly suffering from a chimpanzee infestation. Chimpanzees like climbing and hanging from the branches, causing plants to grow abnormally and elongating the flowering cycle. They also throw shit at you from the branches when you come into the room to water the plants, interrupting their loud mating. Very difficult to deal with. Definitely don't upload any pictures either, that wouldn't be helpful at all.

 

[kirkgrowing]

funny

 

[Switcher56]

Well thanks to such a thoroughly detailed description there is only one answer. In my expert opinion your plants are clearly suffering from a chimpanzee infestation. Chimpanzees like climbing and hanging from the branches, causing plants to grow abnormally and elongating the flowering cycle. They also throw shit at you from the branches when you come into the room to water the plants, interrupting their loud mating. Very difficult to deal with. Definitely don't upload any pictures either, that wouldn't be helpful at all.

Yuuz bad LOL

 

[chilliwilli]

A pic would dev help. Iirc broad mites can cause what u describe.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Aha! - ha-ha! - funny stuff

Yes - try and not get erotic with the Mrs (or Mr) - in the grow room - (particularly in front of younger plants ) - and especially when it's the dark grow period of the day - and you turn the lights on - to be able to see what you are doing - and once disrobed - try to avoid getting your gribbly bits cooked on the hot light bulbs and shades - all of this sort of carrying on - screaming and wailing can severely stress-out young cannabis plants - and cause them to be confused about their gender - and what to do with it exactly - so prolonging the flowering stage - while they decide whether to make pollen or buds/flowers -

- in all seriousness - we would need pictures - and a better description of the growing situation - lights/ferts/medium/genetics etc - to help

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Hop latent virus or broad mites?

 

[WIIIDZN]

Are you sure it's cannabis?

Sy, just joking....

 

[revegeta666]

funny

haha sorry just a silly joke mate but with no pics and no details it's just a waste of time for everyone as it could really be anything from nuclear radiation to summerian demons to your exwife watering the plants with bleach or anything really. You will get all the help you want if you post a few pics and details about the growspace.

 

[exploziv]

Try some ivemectin! It's a cure-all!

 

[blondie]

Well thanks to such a thoroughly detailed description there is only one answer. In my expert opinion your plants are clearly suffering from a chimpanzee infestation. Chimpanzees like climbing and hanging from the branches, causing plants to grow abnormally and elongating the flowering cycle. They also throw shit at you from the branches when you come into the room to water the plants, interrupting their loud mating. Very difficult to deal with. Definitely don't upload any pictures either, that wouldn't be helpful at all.

Pay no attention this this nonsense. Everyone knows you are the target of plant killing beams from the government. The only cure is cover your roof with two layers of tinfoil.....

 

[Plookerkingjon]

I'm experiencing an awkward situation with my plants. they began to grow abnormally and the flowering stage is taking longer than expected, my buds are smaller and IDK what's going on.
thanks for any help

Careful when you come to IC mag or any online forum asking for experts, its a rabbithole of weird

 

[Switcher56]

Aha! - ha-ha! - funny stuff

Yes - try and not get erotic with the Mrs (or Mr) - in the grow room - (particularly in front of younger plants ) - and especially when it's the dark grow period of the day - and you turn the lights on - to be able to see what you are doing - and once disrobed - try to avoid getting your gribbly bits cooked on the hot light bulbs and shades - all of this sort of carrying on - screaming and wailing can severely stress-out young cannabis plants - and cause them to be confused about their gender - and what to do with it exactly - so prolonging the flowering stage - while they decide whether to make pollen or buds/flowers -

- in all seriousness - we would need pictures - and a better description of the growing situation - lights/ferts/medium/genetics etc - to help

Yuuz one wild and crazy guy Got some to share LOL.

 

[Switcher56]

Try some ivemectin! It's a cure-all!

 

[Switcher56]

Careful when you come to IC mag or any online forum asking for experts, its a rabbithole of weird

especially with an audience full of ripped people

 

[goingrey]

Cooler temperatures?