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Another reason to fear your dentist....

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Hal

This is actually funny as hell, though I'm sure the recipient of the tusks feels differently.

The New York Times
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July 27, 2007
Prankster Dentist Wins in Court
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 10:51 a.m. ET

OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) -- An oral surgeon who temporarily implanted fake boar tusks in his assistant's mouth as a practical joke and got sued for it has ended up with the last laugh.

Dr. Robert Woo of Auburn had put the phony tusks in while the woman was under anesthesia for a different procedure. He took them out before she awoke, but first he shot photos that eventually made it around the office.

The employee, Tina Alberts, felt so humiliated when she saw the pictures that she quit and sued her boss.

Woo's insurance company, Fireman's Fund, refused to cover the claim, saying the practical joke was intentional and not a normal business activity his insurance policy covered, so Woo settled out of court. He agreed to pay Alberts $250,000, then sued his insurers.

A King County Superior Court jury sided with Woo, ordering Fireman's Fund to pay him $750,000, plus the out-of-court settlement. The insurance company won the next round, with the state Court of Appeals saying the prank had nothing to do with Woo's practice of dentistry. On Thursday, the state Supreme Court restored Woo's award.

In a sprightly 5-4 decision, Supreme Court Justice Mary Fairhurst wrote that Woo's practical joke was an integral, if odd, part of the assistant's dental surgery and ''conceivably'' should trigger the professional liability coverage of his policy.

Dissenting Justice James Johnson said the prank wasn't a dental procedure at all and only ''rewards Dr. Woo's obnoxious behavior and allows him to profit handsomely.''

The backstory, the court wrote, is that Alberts' family raises potbellied pigs and that she frequently talked about them at the office where she worked for five years.

Woo said his jests about the pigs were part of ''a friendly working environment'' that he tried to foster.

The oral surgery on Alberts was intended to replace two of her teeth with implants, which Woo did. First, though, he installed temporary bridges that he had shaped to look like boar tusks, and while Alberts was still under anesthesia, he took photos, some with her eyes propped open. Before she woke up, he removed the ''tusks'' and put in the proper replacement teeth.

Woo says he didn't personally show her the pictures but staffers gave her copies at a birthday party.

Woo's lawyer, Richard Kilpatrick, described the surgeon as a kindhearted, fun-loving man who was chagrined that an office prank turned out so badly. He was delighted with the high court's decision, Kilpatrick said.

Attorneys for the insurance company did not immediately return calls for comment about the ruling.
 

DickAnubis

Member
So this guy made $500,000 in the end? Wow, I don't know it was a gunny joke but not a very nice one.
The assistant should sue him again if he showed the pics in his insurance appeal case.
And how did he get $750K when he only paid out $250K?

Man, I want his insurance company.
"Well Let's see Dick you paid out $50,000 when you ran over that nun. Hmmmm....here's 2 million."

PEACE DA
 
H

Hal

Yeah, I can't believe the insurance company had to pay that claim. Typically, I always am on the opposite side of the insurance industry, but damn.

Brainthor...

What happened to Stewie? Stoned Stewie was special!
 

Pixelante

Member
Seems to me like the dentist and his employee just committed blatant insurance fraud and walked off with a cool million of someone else's money with judicial approval.

Simple formula:

1) Tell an employee that you're going prank them. Then tell them that you want them to be really offended over the prank and sue you. Make sure the prank incorporates in some way the equipment and skills required to perform your job.

2) Settle with your 'traumatized' employee out of court for a lot of cash.

3) File a claim with your insurer to reimburse your settlement. If they don't pay up, sue them.

4) Citing precedent, the court will eventually force them to pay up, making both you and your employee richer. Nobody was harmed, and nobody's life was ruined. Great success!
 
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daisy jane

Hahah! Damn, I wish my dentist did that to me so I could sue her!!
 

trouble

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Hey Hal ! She is lucky he only implanted fake Boar Teeth in her mouth. Some of those Guy's would have planted a Real Dick in her mouth when she was knocked-out.
 
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DickAnubis said:
Man, I want his insurance company.
"Well Let's see Dick you paid out $50,000 when you ran over that nun. Hmmmm....here's 2 million."

PEACE DA

nice...nail a pedophile priest and the payout goes to 6 mil hahahaha...
 
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Guest

Haha trouble! You're absolutely right. It has happened more often than most think.

BTW, it's not the insurance company, it's the court that decided that payout.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Trouble, I have no idea why a dentist would ever put his dick in a patient's mouth. An unconscious woman in a chair wouldn't be able to suck dick any better than my ex-wife.
 
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Guest

Umm...I don't know why either. I like mine to enjoy it, but the truth is a dentist was recently jailed for doing stuff like this to his patients. Look it up.
 

trouble

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Pops said:
Trouble, I have no idea why a dentist would ever put his dick in a patient's mouth. An unconscious woman in a chair wouldn't be able to suck dick any better than my ex-wife.

Pops, I once had a wife that was able to suck a good dick, but I grew bored with her and sent her back to her husband.
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
Veteran
Too funny,Trouble. If you have a choice between a woman who sucks a mean dick or a woman who cooks a mean meal, you can always go to Taco Bell or learn to cook yourself.
 

trouble

Well-known member
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Pops said:
Too funny,Trouble. If you have a choice between a woman who sucks a mean dick or a woman who cooks a mean meal, you can always go to Taco Bell or learn to cook yourself.

Amen ! Reverend POPS !
 

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