Another interesting night..

[BagseedSamurai]

Seriously.

I get to the bar and two of my female friends told me that I had to "not leave thier side". And i found out afterwards that these guys had been aggravating them, wouldnt leave them alone. So when i finally told them just to leave them alone, one of them pushed me. I didnt want to get the cops around or ANYTHING like that so i said f--- it and went to the bouncer. When i turned to look for the guy for them to just boot them (they know me there), i got sideswiped. Two hits, straight to the dome.

He hit like a girl.
(edit: Actually, he was a stout dude. I shouldnt have fucked with him, but..whatever. He kind of rung my bell. haha. but i didnt fall down, so..)

By the time i turned back 'round to face him after the sideswipe..he was already thrown out and banned from the bar.

yay me..

 

[Speeding Mullet]

DEFENSE! DEFENSE!

Thats what alcohol does to you. I got punched in the face by some big dude who was drunk 4 weeks ago, another weak alcohol fuelled punch for zero reason. Saw jaw for a couple of days but atleast i'm the bigger man at the end of it.

SM

 

[BagseedSamurai]

Speeding: Thats what I said. At the end of it all, I got a guy thrown out who does nothing but fuck with girls who dont wanna be fucked with. So fuck that guy.

My injuries consist of a bitten inside lip and a small knot. Nothing worth writing home about.

 

[marx2k]

Why don't bouncers hold these people, call the cops and then have them arrested? Getting thrown out of a bar for throwing punches doesn't seem like enough punishment for that kind of behavior.

 

[PersonalSmoke]

I doubt the bar wants the negative publicity.

 

[Guest]

like i always said "you can't get shot in a bar if you're not in a bar"

LD

 

[NiteTiger]

My best bar brawl story was when I was in to watch a friend sing.

Drunken beastie starts jostling me, so I very politely said 'Watch out man, or you're going to spill my beer."

He turns to me and says, "What'd you say?!" I repeated what I'd said, and he got all veiny in the face. Uh oh, here we go.

"So you're gonna throw your beer on me?!"

"No, I just don't want my beer spilled" says I.

"Oh yeah?!", vein boy screams now.

Ah, here it comes, I think, and sure enough, he tears off his frat tshirt, drops back into a stance of some sort, and kicks me dead in the center of my chest. Then stood there looking at me, I guess expecting my chest to implode from his mighty foot o' doom.

I shrugged, set my beer down, said "Okey dokey" and started closing the distance he'd backed off to.

One of his friends yells out 'OH SHIT! Dudes gonna fucking kill you man!", and they all run out the back door.

I guess they figured the lack of effect of the foot o' doom did not bode well for Jean Claude VanDrunk. A remarkably astute observation for a buncha drunk college guys, I must say.

I'll give him credit, it was a good kick, I walked around with a sneaker tread inprinted on my chest and sore ribs for a few days, but someone really ought to teach that kid about 'telegraphing'.

Thank god I was stoned, or I probably wouldn't have been so calm. That would have gone badly for me as well.

 

[Blackvelvet]

I got thrown out of my favorite bar for "staring at the girls" too much. I guess one of the ladies complained. lol.

 

[marx2k]

Velvet, what the hell else is a drunk horny guy supposed to do at a bar? Stare at the dudes?

 

[NiteTiger]

Velvet, what the hell else is a drunk horny guy supposed to do at a bar? Stare at the dudes?

Yeah, that'd keep peace in the bar

 

[Blackvelvet]

Velvet, what the hell else is a drunk horny guy supposed to do at a bar? Stare at the dudes?

What pisses me off the most about it is they had 4-7 pm $2 budweiser pitchers.

 

[mexicanmafia]

$2! wow! i would be there! -blackvelvet-

nite tiger- hahaahahaha! dumb dude! lol! funny image in my head..........! hehehe!

mm

 

[genkisan]

I personally never understood the drinking in bars thing.....


If I drink at home I:

A) Pay less
B) Listen to music I know I like
C) Do not have to deal with drunken assholes being aggresive
d) Once I am drunk, I DON'T HAVE TO GET HOME........


I personally have never really been in a fight (I'm 35), and am quite proud of that....perhaps my reclusive nature must have summat to do with it....

Oh yeah...and all that pot......

 

[BagseedSamurai]

Marx2k: Actually, I found out that a cop SAW HIM do it, and two bike cops slammed him into a car hood.

Nite: Good tale. Cheers to soreness

genkisan: i actually go to this one bar because its like my cheers. everyone knows me. most of them actually like me. haha

 

[marx2k]

BagSeedSamurai: Finally, after many nights of not feeling justice, that makes me realign my thoughts on karmic justice

 

[hgl]

Man... fuckin drunk asshole... This weekend some motherfucker tryied us at the bar.

Damn! We we're relatively drunk... we get out of the bars at the close... me and my 2 friends. Once outside... like 6-7 guys started to bitch us for no fuckin reason. I was drunk so I had a little smile in the face.. some of them looked at me... "whats funny?" and pushed me real hard... I almost fell. So the guys were talking with my friend... I took a cigars out of my pocket and while trying to put it in my mouth, one of the bitch slapped my cigars and pushed me real hard again! With no reason at all!

Man I was fucking pissed off! I almost pushed him back but man... I'm 6 foot tall for 135lbs.......... WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THAT? Fuck man! 6-7 guys looking for trouble with 3 drunk "little" guys.. cus my buddy are not really bigger than me....!

I never got into a battle... and I don't want to... but this time... I was so pissed off... If I had more muscle or if I were with some of my buddy damn those guys would be fucking hurt.

Anyway... there are some motherfucker in this world... what can we do? Just don't look into trouble... but if trouble come to you man defend yourself how you can...!

Peace

 

[clorox]

im normally a peaceable dude... but if someone swings at me its game over, somebody, be it me, or them, is leaving in an ambulance (and yes, its been me before)

 

[NiteTiger]

im normally a peaceable dude... but if someone swings at me its game over, somebody, be it me, or them, is leaving in an ambulance (and yes, its been me before)

One great thing you learn from your first knock down drag out -

It only hurts for a little while

 

[green_grow]

lol @ "foot o' doom" !

 

[Speeding Mullet]

Lol its funny when you can see the punch/kick comming from half an hours drive away, gives you time to think about how to best humiliate your counterpart...

Funniest bar fight I ever saw was in cornwall, two seriously drunk guys going for each other from across a room. One tries to climb over a table, and does a sort of clueso-esque waiter chair dance. He spins backwards tries to kick the other drunk and falls off the table chair mess into the juke box, smahing it to bits. Everyone pretty much laughed and aplauded the fantastic display, then the police carted them both off.

SM