Amazing Half Man Half Plant

[C21H30O2]

This will blow you away http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...GGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

 

[Sheriff Bart]

 

[ozzy]

Holy shit man...that is disturbing.
The pics. freaked me out enough to not wanna watch the video.

 

[Boxy Brown]

Its caused by HPV, not trees.

After testing samples of the lesions and Dede's blood, Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland concluded that his affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

Dede's problem is that he has a rare genetic fault that impedes his immune system, meaning his body is unable to contain the warts.

The virus was therefore able to "hijack the cellular machinery of his skin cells", ordering them to produce massive amounts of the substance that caused the tree-like growths known as "cutaneous horns" on his hands and feet.

 

[D Rock]

Thats horrible man, damn I wish i didnt see the coral reef man!

 

[D0nC0smic]

wow, HPV, that normally causes genital warts, though only a small fraction of strain of HPV cause those, and even fewer of them cause any symptoms at all in men. I think something like at least half of Americans who have ever had sex carry that virus

 

[bongasaurus]

wow thats messed

 

[marx2k]

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

And the obvious question: How does he wipe his ass?

 

[Boxy Brown]

And the obvious question: How does he wipe his ass?

he has his daughter do it for him.

 

[Couch Locked]

I bet he lifts his legs in the air and drags himself across the carpet with his arms, I hope they have Stanley Steemer over there...

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Good Grief !!!

He better not find a ground to lay on..probABLY grow something


Thats sicks,,,just sick


Keep the guy away from Home Depot ..probably build something outta him


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[gruvygreen]

Talk about sportin' wood.

 

[AlaskaGrows]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

 

[Feyd]

I regret looking at that.

 

[Verite]

Just a pinch of compound w should do the trick.

 

[Stoner4Life]

buzz kill.......

 

[marx2k]

That dude should be the spokesman for global warming and how it relates to trees.

 

[DogBoy]

Did you see the bit in the documentary where they recommend he take a hacksaw to his warts to remove them!

that was pretty far out thing to have to do.

 

[Boxy Brown]

Did you see the bit in the documentary where they recommend he take a hacksaw to his warts to remove them!

that was pretty far out thing to have to do.

it wouldn't hurt him being its all just dead skin.

 

[DogBoy]

Pretty messed up when the doctor who is sent to make your life better starts recommending DIY tools to help you though. The other people with him in the documentary we pretty wild too. The one they called bubbleman made me chuckle. I'm pretty sure he was not the one who invented bubblebags and is simply an imposter!