Am I Ok to Take a Drug Test?

[MonsterHitz]

Hey good people. I need some advice. I am going to take a drug test in about 30 days, i'm not sure what kind maybe a urine test. Anyhow I want to smoke my last joint this coming week before i have to be sober. I haven't smoked in like 6 months, so will this one session get out of my system in around 30 days? Thanks very much, peace.

 

[ourcee]

depends on how.... uhm... large... you are... the thinner the faster it'll get out of your system, well not so much, rather, the lower your body fat % the faster it will be eliminated

if you are totally clean right now (6 months is def clean) one joint, hell, one massive hotbox session, will be out of your system by the end of one week (granted you drink a high volume of water and throw a few glasses of cranberry juice or wheatgrass in there)

so if you have 30 days, light up and enjoy

 

[Moldy Dreads]

I haven't smoked in like 6 months, so will this one session get out of my system in around 30 days?

You should be fine, you could always use this :

it's 100% effective...

 

[MonsterHitz]

Sweeet I'm looken forward to getting blitzed next week then . I'm thin so i think i can smoke a lot during that one day. Thanks for the advice buds, Take care..

 

[bass ackwards]

I read in another thread about a doctor who prescribed medicine to people who wern't able to pass a drug test. It seems this medicine would interfere with the test result and if questioned the people were able to say that they were taking a prescribed medicine and had the doctor to back them up. I asked what the medicine was but have not received any replies,maybe somebody reading this can answer. I would be interested to know also.

 

[grimcreeper]

I took one (urine) this morning with 18 days abstinence. I loaded creatine at 20 grams a day for three days prior and up until the test and took 300mg aspirin the night before and the morning of the test.This was all done with mega amounts of water the morning before the test. Just constantly sipping on my creatine/carb dring that morning before going in. I also used mega amounts of psyllium husk fiber or metamucil for a week prior to divert THC metabolites into my intestines and away from the urinary excretion. You should be shitting smooooothly for a while before your test. I chewed two antacid tablets upon waking the morning of the test to bring my specific gravity down even more. I passed with flying colors.

 

[grimcreeper]

Maybe it was all hocus pocus and the abstinence was the key factor. I can't be certain, but I use mega amounts of water, creatine, fiber and minerals before every urine test, no matter if I've recently smoked. I hate drug tests and false postitives (or any positive for that matter) freak me out. Better safe than sorry. Poppy seed bagel anyone?

 

[lysol]

You dont have to say youre on pills, just say you do not smoke and you do not know why the test came up positive and demand it to be reschedule in 1 week because you are going out of town. Theres a such thing as false positives, so just assert that is what happened

 

[Guerilla Family]

It all depends on body fat index.. It is stored in your fat molecules.. Smoke that doob to the brain.. Shit smoke two. You will be good in 30 days.. Generally Mj will only stay in your system for 2-3 weeks max! Im 150 lbs. Hardly any body fat, and I can get clean in 3 days.

GFam

 

[Pythagllio]

You dont have to say youre on pills, just say you do not smoke and you do not know why the test came up positive and demand it to be reschedule in 1 week because you are going out of town. Theres a such thing as false positives, so just assert that is what happened

Horrid advice above, please disregard. lysol doesn't seem to realize that when you leave a urine sample, the sample is split, and one part tested. If the result is protested, the test the leftover split. There is no, 'oh I'll come around in a week or two to leave the sample for you'.