Alligator Guards Pot Stash

[Phillthy]

http://www.ktvu.com/videos/news/castro-valley-man-arrested-with-alligator-guarding/vmyJK/

"Alameda County Sheriff's deputies arrested a Castro Valley man during a routine probation check Tuesday after they discovered he had 34 pounds of marijuana which was being guarded by a five-foot long alligator. "



why sit on 34lbs if you are on probation??? lol

 

[Doctor.THC]

I honestly don't know what's worse, owning 34lbs or a gator- while on probation.

 

[Doctor.THC]

lol, seriously I had to come back here and look at this again. lol!!

 

[the ringmasta]

The shit some people do... Must have been a major pain in the ass having to bypass Mr. Teeth every time he needed to get to the stash.

 

[whiteberrieS]

Sitting on 34 pounds of dank, never that. Guarding your stash with a gator though, well done.

 

[jorgecervantes1]

fuck that dude his aligator was sick! im all for protection but not at the cost of a beautiful animals expense!!

word of advise buddy sell your weed dont sit on it... however i bet it wasn't his bud but he was just a middle man... his wife did have a $80k g class..

 

[Dkgrower]

The shit some people do... Must have been a major pain in the ass having to bypass Mr. Teeth every time he needed to get to the stash.

 

[BasementGrower]

hey man 34 pounds of good bud.. can go from 2 to 5 grand a pound.. he was sittin on 68-160 grand of buds.. if he was smart.. he would of sold all the bud before.. or something christ.. what a waste .. and on probation? are u fuckin stupid? dont keep anything illegal at ur addresss is a smart move.. but nope people are stupid. im happy its not me..

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

The shit some people do... Must have been a major pain in the ass having to bypass Mr. Teeth every time he needed to get to the stash.

In the video they state that Mr. Teeth was in a plexiglass container. When a person came near he got agitated and moved around. That was supposed to somehow intimidate anyone entering the room.

Not quite the story it was made out to be. But that's television.

 

[MrSterling]

Isn't that typical of LEO and the media though? "We found a highly technological multimillion dollar grow site" - three lights with an ebb and flow system. "They were highly armed" - turns out to be great grandpas civil war rifle that's been on the wall forever. I don't even think it's to make the criminals look worse. They're just like everyone else, they exaggerate the truth to make their achievements sound important.

 

[hungryghost]

I think he should get in more trouble for abusing that alligator.

 

[MrSterling]

Absolutely. What's sad is there's less laws protecting the animal than there are to go after a plant.

 

[StephenX]

Yeh, that is so true! Media is a circus of lies, exaggerations, and dishonesty (on every front)

 

[wlc]

That's crazy to have a alligator in your house and also very dangerous with a little kid present.

 

[W89]

That's crazy to have a alligator in your house and also very dangerous with a little kid present.

at least he wouldn't have had to feed it for a while if worst came to the worst LOL!

 

[Javadog]

Isn't that typical of LEO and the media though? "We found a highly technological multimillion dollar grow site" - three lights with an ebb and flow system. "They were highly armed" - turns out to be great grandpas civil war rifle that's been on the wall forever. I don't even think it's to make the criminals look worse. They're just like everyone else, they exaggerate the truth to make their achievements sound important.

QFT!

It is at this point where I (inevitably) try to get people to watch
at least the "distortion of truth by association" scene from the film
"How to get a head in Advertising".

Here

"...and the rags go along with it 'cause they adore the dough from the ads"

Brilliant!

Take care all,

JD
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