Agent Orange smoke report

[Sauron The Blue]

Another jacks cleaner hybrid from subcool, good smell and yield but the high inst as much of a ride as the cleaner. I ran the cleaner a few years back and it was a lot of peoples favorite pot. This stuff is similar in terms of having a really exotic tropical sativa smell to it, other than that i couldn't find too much resemblance to the cleaner other than once in a while a bowl will really sneak by and get you pretty high with a racy feeling much similar to jacks cleaner or super silver haze.

The flavor of this was very bland, and it was grown fairly well too, just had an overall earthy flavor with a slight fruity undertone to it. Nothing that impressive but it did burn well and this stuff had black ash but still snapped clean and easy.

The smell was where its at here, it smells just like the pineapple diesel, very exotic strong pineapple smell, when you break it down there is a faint undertone of citrus, but it is definatley there.

The high wasn't that impressive, starts out kinda slow and ten min later your reaching the peak effects, about 30 minutes after that it is settling down to a nice indica calming effect that lasts the next half hour. So it is about a 45min to an hour long effect, starting off with a gentle sativa that is far from overpowering like the cleaner is.

 

[Sauron The Blue]

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Variety/Cultivar name: Agent Orange

Breeder: TGA / Subcool
Lineage if known: Jacks Cleaner x Orange Velvet
Vendor: private vendor
Price: N/A

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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: 8
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: big chunky nugs, not a lot of leaf to them, fairly well trimmed up, looks to be pretty dense but the calyx arent too large.

2. Visible Trichomes: 8
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: good frost inside and out, some are frostier than others, but overall they are pretty well covered with smaller trochome heads, def not the massive trichs that are standard fare with the jacks cleaner.

3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.
Clear: 20%
Cloudy: 80%
Amber: 0%
Dark: 0%


4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown:
Green: 5
Gold:
Blue:
Grey:
White: 2 lots of lil trich heads
Red:
Rust: 2 dark rusty pistils
Orange:
Purple:
Black:


5. Bud density: 7
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Comment: easy to break down yet fairly dense, the nugs are oftly chunky feeling, each nugglet is a nice round solid piece, not airy at all.


6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.

Ammonia [] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [2] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/Fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine-sol [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [8]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [1] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [4] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [ ] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


7. Aroma: 8.5
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: really stinky pineapply smelling stuff, smells identical to the pineapple D but it doesnt have any spice to it at all, way more sickly sweet tropical fruit smelling than pineapple diesel. a few nugs have a pungent smell, similiar to neem oil. the orange smell to it while faint, is dead on candied orange.

8. Seed content: 0
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.


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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.


1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc): PHX bong
Vaporizer (enter the brand name):
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass):
Joint (enter brand of papers):
Other (specify):


2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a
nine indicates a very pronounced presence.

Ammonia [ ] Earthy [5] Licorice [ ]
Berry [ ] Floral [] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ Pineapple [3]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [ ] Hash [2] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ]
Citrus [2] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [5] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [ ] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]


3. Taste: 5
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: rather bland taste when compared to the powerful smell, tasted earthy and a little sweet aftertaste to it, it is smooth though, almost a creamy taste, like a fruity purple cream if ya can imagine that.

4. State of dryness: 5
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.


5. smoke ability: 9
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: burns great, pretty smooth but the ash is still black for the most part.


6. Smoke expansion: 4
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment: can hold it in a good while not a lot of expansion or irritation.


1. __[5 hits / .5g max ]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: good potency to it on the first bowl, but it takes a few more to add anything to that.

2. __[6]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.

3. __[5]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.


4. __[5]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.


5. __[7]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.


6. __[45 mins]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.


7. __[7]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.


8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.

Morning - wake up
Day - work [7]
Evening - relax [6]
Night - sleep


9. __[7]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.


10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head
comment: at the cup subcool gifted these beans to the grower, accurate that these are the correct genetics.

11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?

comment: jacks cleaner is far better than this in all aspects imo.
Yes [ ]
No [X]


12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

Negative Positive
Effect Effect

__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Anxiety relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[5]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception



FINAL COMMENTS:

Another jacks cleaner hybrid from subcool, good smell and yield but the high inst as much of a ride as the cleaner. I ran the cleaner a few years back and it was a lot of peoples favorite pot. This stuff is similar in terms of having a really exotic tropical sativa smell to it, other than that i couldn't find too much resemblance to the cleaner other than once in a while a bowl will really sneak by and get you pretty high with a racy feeling much similar to jacks cleaner or super silver haze.

The flavor of this was very bland, and it was grown fairly well too, just had an overall earthy flavor with a slight fruity undertone to it. Nothing that impressive but it did burn well and this stuff had black ash but still snapped clean and easy.

The smell was where its at here, it smells just like the pineapple diesel, very exotic strong pineapple smell, when you break it down there is a faint undertone of citrus, but it is definatley there.

The high wasn't that impressive, starts out kinda slow and ten min later your reaching the peak effects, about 30 minutes after that it is settling down to a nice indica calming effect that lasts the next half hour. So it is about a 45min to an hour long effect, starting off with a gentle sativa that is far from overpowering like the cleaner is.

 

[titoon29]

Looks really nice !

Thanks for the smoke report ! Never seen any Jack Cleaner grower, sound like a great strain !

 

[Gulf Coast]

nice report sorry it did live up for ya

 

[vaporedhaze]

hey sauron im not trying to be a dick or anything but those agent buds look more like beasters to me. now before the hate games start let me say iv grown out agent orange only 2 times each time from seeds so i have a little expierance with her. now you say it tasted bland and earthy all i can say is that grower needs to learn how to grown it and flush it better. because each run i ran her she came out so orange with hints of bubblegum and cream its insane. now the high is where its at its a dreamy, giggly, great time high that others i know can attest to . it is deffinitly not the most potent tga strain but i love it and i can honestly say iv never tasted such an orange strain.just my 2 cents

 

[Sauron The Blue]

"before the hate game starts??"
Dont know what you meant by that..most folks who chime in to these reports are mature enough to keep it from getting into a big argument, and thus we often are encouraged to contribute knowledge and end up learning more rather than producing hate..

everyone entitled to their own opinion, i can find ya plenty of people who would say this is the best pot they have ever smoked. They arent incorrect, but i just burn better herb than them on a regular basis.. I would though say these buds are far from beasters. They definatley arent the best buds ive seen, and i think i could easily produce a nicer nugglet myself under a little less wattage, but far from beasters imo.


This grower knows how to grow and knows how to make his buds taste well, they grew several other tga strains, most notably the 3d which was much more flavorful in all phenos and all were much stonier. Out of three or some phenos of the agent orange it wasnt that impressive, the smell is great, but the taste isnt that good. It has the undertones of what you mentioned, as i said, but it is very bland - if you try his 3d or his cleaner (i had some of the first seeds from sub but i dunno how the current version stacks up against that) and you might really enjoy the taste far more than this, i know I have as well as most of the other heads I have burned with.

-stb

 

[WeldFlash420]

Here's the Jacks Cleaner II...and its very potent. It's been kicking my ass for months now. Love the Lemon flavor and smell of this strain. Got nothing but love for the TGA crew and their gear, here.








PS> Great report!

 

[Sauron The Blue]

yeah that looks much more familiar right there, you can see the diff between these two in the resin production alone. The original cleaner I had picked up from sub was frosty just like that, the leaves were so healthy and covered in trichs, it was weird when you trim it because the fan stems were so fat and frosty that it wasnt like trimming typical pot because of how greasy, not sticky, it got in there. Properly cured cleaner is some of the stickiest herb i have come across, i remember a fellow toker sticking a nug to their forhead, and i picked it off and stuck it to a bong that had transpiration on the outside of it because of ice inside the tube, blew me away that it stuck to that cold glass tube like velcro.

nice pics weld, very good looking herb there!

 

[MacrowaveOven]

It seems Subcool's stuff isn't hitting on the potency scale as it once did. Thanks for the report.

 

[Guest]

what ppm did you guys use on your agent Oz............you think she is a light or moderate too heavy feeder..........

 

[Sauron The Blue]

I just ran this pheno again myself, and she can def take some nutes, she eat up all the good stuff in flower before most the others, pretty quick finisher, around 7.5 weeks, the smell and resin production is much above average when you frequently feed her. id give ya a ppm but i use coco and keep it lower for frequent feedings, wouldnt really apply to yours, but give her a hotter mix than you would your others and see how she takes it. She does good under a screen too, one of the better scrog strains i have found in this pheno.

hope this helps

mebbe in a few hours ill post a pic/report of the ao i grew out recently.

 

[Sauron The Blue]

not much time to do a report yesterday as i smoked a variety of strains that day and wouldnt of been able to give a fair review, ill see how it goes today, but i snapped a few pics of the pheno i grew which looks similiar to the first nugs i posted, and i got a few shots of it next to DNA genetics rocklock. They both have a similar yield and smell. First is the AO, then the AO compared to RL, while the rocklock is on the right hand side. both were grown in coco under 600's. bout 50 days on them both give or take 2/3 days.

 

[grapepunched]

wow very simlar nugs. hmmmmm....
this isnt the first ive heard of dna stealin genes if thats what you're inferring, tho i'm not implying anything. i have no experience with them except for smokin their la confidential. did you guys try the querkle sauron? nice bud pics btw.

-gp

 

[Guest]

I don't think they look that similar.I recently smoked some very well grown AO.The smell was pineapple,mango citrus combo.DELICIOUS!! The smell transfered pretty well into the taste.It was more orange tasting than it smelled.It tasted like mangoas as well.It also held the flavor pretty well troughout the joint.
I grew some Biddy Early and dutch treat outdoors this yr.The orange smell and flavor was incredible in both those strains.More so than in the AO.
Resin coverage was very good.Lots of orange hairs.Looks quite similar to Saurons AO he ran himself.Awesome report by the way.
Oh AO was really couchlock.

 

[emory]

Very nice detailed report, Id probably pass based on your report, so its great to get info, but you never know what strain you might fall in love with despite others not liking it that much. To each his own and variety is the spice of life

Take care and stay safe

guerilla

 

[The Magic House]

Yeah, TGA has more potent strains out there. I've heard this stuff makes great concentrate though if you can get the pheno was a good flavor. Never grown it personally though...