let it dry first,then use your fingers to pluck the leaves off...
be a baller and throw in it the trim pro.
Get a good pair of scissors and get the big leaves first, then trim as much of the sugar leaves as you can(keeping them in a separate pile), then dry it. After that the rest of the leaves will just crumble off. A trim pro would take care of all those fox tails, it would cut them all off and mix them in with everything in the trim bin. I am pretty sure that Iron was just mess with you a little, but all in good fun of course.
i don't treat x sats like dense hard indica dom nugs. i pull/cut the fan leaves and leave some of the trim leaf on.
I found that a pair of tweezers works wonderfully for this. Just sharpen the edge of the tweezers a bit by rubbing them on a nail file or something.
I can get right down to the stem with out really disturbing anything and it's allot faster than scissors in this case.