Advice on the Urinator...drug test coming soon

[ThailandExpress]

Hi everyone,

I'm a newbie to ICMAG, but I've been around for a while. I was a member of OG before it got nailed...I was one of the C-13 clubbers.

Anyway, I have a few questions regarding a pre-employment drug test that will be coming in couple of weeks. Most likely a piss test.

BTW, I have been a bowl-a-day smoker for years & have only been clean for 9 days.

1) I am thinking of purchasing the Urinator just in case I can't pee clean before the test date. Does anyone have any experience with it? Is it a good/reliable product? Does it work?

2) Shall I use the fake urine that comes with the Urinator or is there a better product on the market that I should use instead? Also, will the lab be able to tell that it is fake urine? What about the "head" left on top of the sample...will that throw up a red-flag?

3)I plan on testing at home after week 2 of being clean & once a week thereafter. Should I trust the results of one of those home test from Walgreens? Are they as sensitive as the lab tests?

I would prefer to come in & just pee in the cup, but I cannot afford to test negative. In my industry, word will get around if I fail a test.

Thanks for the help in advance.

-TE-

 

[centralcoastbud]

TE - I've had a lot of experience with drug tests seeing as i've been tested by both the NCAA and my old university on more than one occasion. To be honest I wouldn't put my faith in anything other than my own clean urine but I have seen the urinator work before for a friend of mine. I have also seen it fail -- my roommate last year had his fake piss detected by the lab they sent it to and was almost expelled from school. The only sure-fire chance of passing a drug test is taking the necessary steps to expunge the THC from your system. The rate at which you can get the THC out of your body is of course relevant to many personal factors such as metabolism, lifestyle, diet, etc. I had been smoking daily for years before I actually had to get my piss clean and it took around ~3 weeks. It sounds like you already have 9 days down and a few more weeks to go so there is more than enough time to get the THC out of your system for the first test.
As far as the Walgreen's tests...I've also used the 3 drug and 6 (7?) drug at home kits and both have worked accurately, so I would have to say yes they work. Good luck with your tests and if you decide to go with your own piss I can detail a helpful workout/eating schedule that got my piss clean in < 1 month.

-CCB

 

[Che]

Additional exercise in your regimen, combined with lots of H20 and fruit juices (grape especially) will also help your body detoxify. Hit the sauna while you're at the gym too.

Some of those quick flush products might help but take it easy on them. They can really, ahem, ruin your day.. if you're not expecting the result.

 

[Homegrow3r]

I had my father piss in a bottle and I froze it for a while, then got it in and dropped that on them, urine was real, was clean and all was good, I'd not use fake urine, I'm sure they have signatures on that stuff already, it has all the right chemical constituents, but if they ran it through a gas chromatograph they'll recognise it as a product straight away.

 

[ThailandExpress]

Thx centralcoastbud, Che & Homegrow3r,

I would definitely like to use my own urine to pass the test & I will definitely stay clean until the test...however long that is. I am just a little scared I will not clean up before showtime.

As far as myself, I'm 6'1" & about 195 lbs. I take a 2-3 mile walk everyday & try to stay away from fatty foods...mostly veggies, chicken, fish, etc. I also take Fish oil, B-complex, and a multivitamin everyday. I started eating better after getting laid off from my last job...about 2 months ago.

Che, I will start drinking more juices (like grape juice). I also heard that cranberry juice helps clean the system. Maybe I should take 2 walks a day...one in the morning & one at night. I was thinking of drinking a detox-tea from Yogi Tea. Would that be a good idea?

centralcoastbud, I would appreciate any advice on a workout/eating schedule as I really need this job & I want to do this the right way.

Homegrow3r, I have no experience with how to substitute with someone else’s urine. Won’t it degrade in a couple of hours? Don’t they check the temperature?

Do you think I should by the Urinator just-in-case? It is expensive, but would be worth it if I really need it. The reason I ask is because I've heard of a friend coming up dirty after 60 days & that worries me.

Thanks
-TE-

 

[Homegrow3r]

OK, I packed it close to my groin in a condom. It came up to body temperature and was not a problem. I was let into a toilet by myself and no one was on top of me when I had to give it, not like a prison test where someone watches your dick, so I could do what I wanted.
If you're a heavy smoker and have some fat deposits it will take a long time to clear your system, I went through the same dilemma, bottom line, my urine could not have been used, careful that the condom does not burst, it's a risky business but hey, I got the job

 

[wantaknow]

just passed another test today with the urinator ,dont travel without it ,it is about 8 years old ,and has never failed me yet,and i use my own clean urine that gets frozen and kept and used as needed ,the synthetic is good also

 

[ROJO145]

I own it and have used it and passed 5 times,clean urine is cool if you can get it and store it,but lets be real.
If you absolutely have to pass.......synthetic urine is just that,lab quality pure sample.I mean it passes a DOT test so that should say something.We all have stories of passing doing questionable methods,someone elses sample,etc...
spend the money,get the lab specimen,crystals or 2oz sample,and feel secure knowing you will pass.

 

[ThailandExpress]

wantaknow, rojo...a couple of questions regarding the synthetic urine & the Urinator:

1) Do you suggest using the fake urine that comes with the Urinator, or is there something better?

2) How did you place the Urinator on your body as to avoid visual detection? I won't be supervised.

I'll probably purchase one in the next few days, just to stop worrying. I just need some details so I can start practicing in case I need to go the substitution route.

BTW, thanks everyone for all the responses. I haven't been on the MJ boards since OG and I forgot how cool & helpful us folks can be. I hope to have a long & happy stay here. I really miss my cab & talking about my personal grow. I may start it up after all this is over.

Peace
-TE-

 

[dontstepongrass]

Some of those quick flush products might help but take it easy on them. They can really, ahem, ruin your day.. if you're not expecting the result.

amen to that brother! ive used em over 20 times with success, and im glad i don't have to anymore!

 

[wantaknow]

the sample supplyed with the unit is very good and will pass ,i took mine out of the pouch and put it in a sock that has a small hole in it for the dispencer to go through,and in the undies it goes use a safty pin if nessary and where heavy or baggy clothes ,good luck ,you will be glad you did ,man theses guys should give me a new one as much as i push it lol...

 

[dontstepongrass]

lol, i think they r out of business now...

 

[dontstepongrass]

or am i thinking of whizzinator? either way, one of those companies got charged for defrauding the federal gov't

 

[wantaknow]

the wizz ,make shure you use the best 9 volt s you can get ,sony work well duracell is top in my book

 

[banjobrain]

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/go-number-1.html

Right there. I've used this twice, was nervous as hell, and it worked each time.

I also know several others who have used and can vouch for this product.

 

[buzzmobile]

Here's a tip for you if you buy the Urinator. Practice with it using clear water to get the hang of removing the little cap from the tubing. That's about the only thing to worry about. The synthetic urine supplied with the Urinator passed the test here.

 

[ROJO145]

That would be my only gripe with mine.Unscrewing the little cap at the end does take a little bit.LOL,the first couple times I used it,I was shaking so bad that I was flingin urine everywere!!!I still get scared when I use it,but I trust the hell out of it.I have used the urineluck stuff too with good results,depends on wether its an emit or lab test.

 

[pthway4]

whizzanater is what i used and powdered urine, with this i completed 5 years of state parole urine tests without a singlle failure. I suggest if you are taking one that is being instantly tested flush with a gallon of water an hour before taking it and double strength multivitamin...for color. Any lab test though has o be swapped out at the donation of sample for 100 percent success. This is solid info...I hesitate giving advice cause i was weary of all the different advice but i tell you this was my successfull combination for years

 

[lowriderguy]

Make you own urinator.

1. OBTAIN CLEAN URINE (I GET MINE FROM A 9YO KID)
2. POUR CLEAN URINE IN A CONDOM AND TIE A KNOT HALF WAY UP
3. FREEZE UNTIL READY FOR USE
4. THAW THE DAY OF TEST
5. FILL A THERMOS OR MUG WITH HOT WATER (NEAR BOILING TEMP) AND PLACE URINE BALLOON IN HOT WATER ; KEEP IN HOT WATER UNTIL YOU ARRIVE AT CLINIC
6. TIE OR USE A SAFETY PIN TO ATTACH BALLOON TO THE INSIDE OF YOUR BOXER SHORTS
7. UPON TAKING TEST, POP A SMALL HOLE AT THE TIP WHILE YOU COUGH (TO MASK SOUND) AND A STEADY STREAM OF URINE WILL FLOW - IT WILL APPEAR AS YOU ARE URINATING

 

[crankndapot]

u serious about that lowrider????? lol i wouldnt DIY a whizzinator if i were u..that plan seems pretty shitty man sorry. if your dropping once a month for your p.o, they will be lookin over your shoulder while you piss.. depends on your p.o but i wouldnt chance it.
buddy of mine used a whizzinator for a year.. absolutely flawless he says.

sounds like the "urinator" is the same thing i dont know.. sry if im off subject. just had to say somethin cuz i dont want some1 copying that guys DIY model and have the balloon pop in the middle of the test LOL.. would not be good