A very stoned idea...

[Gangabiss]

Okay roll with me on this I just had a crazy idea that just may work.

Basically by using this method you may never get busted again, even with the pigs beating down your door and you still have a hydro table full of plants to get rid of.

You will need a couple of large tanks of helium and several large balloons.

Okay so lets say you are in your grow house and you hear a knock on the door. You look through the peephole and there are a herd of piggies shouting you to open the door as they have a warrant to search.

You run to your grow room which wil have to be located at the roof/near the top of your property and bolt the heavy reinforced door you have installed for a situation such as this.
You proceed to fill the balloons with helium and chop all your babies right at the bottom of the stalk and hook it onto the balloon.
Once you've chopped all your plants and attached them to your balloons you're ready to go!

Kiss them goodbye and wish them a pleasent flight as you open your window and release them into the wide open world.

Now I'm not saying it's not a sure thing that they won't see it and try and shoot it down or something but it just might save your stoned arse one day.

 

[killa-bud]

maybe,if you had a big incenorater,and like put a trap door under your grow,so when cops come,you open the door and everything gets burned,i

 

[mexicanmafia]

lol!

flying pot plants! i can see the cops trying to shoot em down! "ahh they got away"

peace!

mm

 

[Gangabiss]

I think a lot of folks may find it hard to build an incinerator underneath their growrooms.

I'm on a budget man.

 

[pieceofmyheart]

hehehehe
I'd want one big enough to take me with my weed. Up and up and away....in my beautiful balloon........

 

[glock23]

Haha that would be pretty cool. Don't those balloons eventually come down somewhere though?

They'd have a hard time proving anything if there weren't any fingerprints on the balloons and there weren't any balloons left at your place when they got there. You'd wanna get the roots up in the air too. I think they can charge you for roots.

 

[Gangabiss]

Well if you're going hydro then it shouldn't be too hard to pull the roots out of your system and tie them up also...soil may be a tad trickier.

Glad you liked my idea guys

 

[NoNameNoshame]

Very amusing.

 

[Ncogneato]

That's why I always wanted to grow in an abandoned missle silo! If the DEA comes a knockin', I'll launch my girls into outer space.
Is it federal time if I cross the border from here to space? I'll have to look that one up.

 

[mexicanmafia]

That's why I always wanted to grow in an abandoned missle silo! If the DEA comes a knockin', I'll launch my girls into outer space.
Is it federal time if I cross the border from here to space? I'll have to look that one up.

you got a space suit and a capsule ready that would be so cool!

peace!

mm

 

[DimeBag65]

not such a bad idea if you have the time to actually clear out a whole room and get em off... but after not answering the door for like 30 seconds.. they are usually bustin it in... if they show up in a freshly cleared grow room with lights and everything still layin around.. im sure they are gonna try to fuck you one way or the other.. time is the key to clearin, they usually dont wanna give u much for their element of suprise. interesting idea though Ganja, i guess if it works for 1 person someday it will be worth it! Peace, Dime

 

[DitBaMay]

LOL how about this when feds are at ur door ,u have some handcuffs r some tieing rope, tie ur self up and blind fold ur ass and hide ur self in the closet and when they come and find you, you say u were about to rob this place 1-2 days ago depends and say that the workers of the house upperhanded you and they tied you and lyk this..so in this case there no right or wrong they jus qustion you then they release you...
how about that?

 

[JLP]

Well,if they are just nosing around and don't have a warrant or probable cause then they probably will when they see the balloons.

Your biggest problem however is the fact that a balloon won't out run a radio and a helicopter.

JLP

 

[Deft]

Use so much helium and leave some room for expansio in the baloon, when I graduated middleschool we bought a big ass wheather baloon.. the thing was tied to a big metal and wood picknick table and would have taken off with the table if it werent sat on by 7 or so kids lol.

I myself, would go out in a blaze of glory with an array of well placed RDX based charges with plate backing and lots of 1/2 ounce metal crap on the other side and the slabs turned in semi cresent shapes.. but thats just me and I dont grow inside so it wont happen as I would just flush my stash and have no plants lol... (/fiction)

 

[Guest]

I'd want one big enough to take me with my weed. Up and up and away....in my beautiful balloon........

Ahhhhhhh, an angel in the sky!!!

Yes Gangabiss, a very stoned idea. hehehe

Bh

 

[Guest]

you definitely gotta grow soil and get some bigass weather balloons and just send your grow up in the air................its generous to whoever gets it next, since it in soil they can just snag a light and keep growin

 

[The End Is Near]

this reminds me of those guys that got busted for a **** lab that had it rigged up in the trunk of their car so that they just pulled something/pushed a button and a rocket would take it away.

 

[Verite]

This reminds me of all those episodes of COPS where they bust down your door and then proceed directly to your microwave and cook a bag of popcorn while they wait for you to do something clever.

 

[BBc16]

Some one could become the new age johnny apple seed this way. Just send a balloon full of seeds up into the air...then when the balloon pops it will spread the seed and let nature take grasp.Or for the holidays rig some plants up or just bud and send them away...whoever finds that should feel pretty blessed for the holidays.

Happy New Year everyone!!!!
BBc16

 

[TrichomusCaesar]

^^That johnny apple seed would happen to be JLP...he's has threads about the ol' baloon method already