A random, yet intriguing question.

[Guest]

Superman fears Chuck Norris...

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[Guest]

Superman fears Chuck Norris...

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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...

 

[kurlyq2g]

actually superman does need oxygen, though he can hold his breath for extremly long time (incredible lunge capacity). but superman is a ture immortal. even if he dies the radiation for a yellow sun can bring him back to life. so even if he died like a billion years ago and his skeleton is floating through space if he drifts into a are with a yellow sun he will regenerate. same applies to doomsday as his physiology is kryptonian based even though he is not a kryptonian himself.... yea i read to many comic books what of it!?!?

don't feel bad, we've figured that out already from the "chronic masturbater" comment.. lol

comic books = masturbation ........ in the long run anyway.

i would know, i was into superman too, back in the day... i love this thread

 

[jojajico]

here is another consideration. if superman and all his body is impervious to dammage, woulndnt he be hella hairy and unkept. i mean does he have to get his hair cut with kryptonite siccors or something and if so does that mean that everytime he gets a cut or shaves hes in immense death like pain. if that where the case then you would think he would atleast have a beard. and what about his finger nails, wouldnt they be all long like a hermits or something. you telling me they have kryptonite nail clippers, and if they do he would have to have someone cut his nails for him. he would be too weak to clip his own nails. he would probably have to get ma kent to do it cause its not like he can have lois do it as then she would find out he was superman (i kno i kno later in the story she finds out and they get married). but then ma kent would have to watch her only son suffer and we all no know mother can watch their son go through chemo like pain. i guess his dad could do it him being more manly and all, but wait he died of a heart attack what the hell who fucking cuts his nails man. yea.... so what was a talking about?

 

[Headcase]

Superman's grooming habits

He uses cast iron scissors and razors, like everyone else, but his shaving cream has a little kryptonite extract to loosen up the hair.

 

[jojajico]

He uses cast iron scissors and razors, like everyone else, but his shaving cream has a little kryptonite extract to loosen up the hair.

but dud that would make him violently ill. so everytime he shaved it would be like he went through cancer treatments.even thougnk there isnt any lasting physical effect phsycologically i would think he would be really fucked up by the sight of a can of shaving cream. dud cant even shave his pubs when he has a booty call with wonderwoman at the fortress of solitude.

 

[Headcase]

but dud that would make him violently ill. so everytime he shaved it would be like he went through cancer treatments.even thougnk there isnt any lasting physical effect phsycologically i would think he would be really fucked up by the sight of a can of shaving cream. dud cant even shave his pubs when he has a booty call with wonderwoman at the fortress of solitude.

True. Maybe he bit the bullet and had a one time kryptonite laser treatment to remove all unwanted body hair.

 

[Ronley]

How old is your girlfriend? Why does she have posters of Superman and other things on her walls?

Because he is HOT! especially all dressed up in those blue tights and red boots, and skin tight shirt showing off his rippling carbs.
Of course though, it would be better to see Superman without his shirt on...

Anyway I once had a abdominal stregthening device, that I bought off shopTV.
It was supposed to change my life, because very soon I too would be guaranted, beautiful abs - just like Superman in the ad.

That stupid ab strengtherner sat up on top of my cupboard for years until I eventually threw it out. I dont know why my abs never did get stronger???

anyway - Yes Superman I do believe that he can get drunk. That was when he decided that he wanted to be human and had his powers taken from in in Supeman 2. Otherwise why on earth would he want to be human? Surely not only because of Louis Lane???

 

[jojajico]

Because he is HOT! especially all dressed up in those blue tights and red boots, and skin tight shirt showing off his rippling carbs.
Of course though, it would be better to see Superman without his shirt on...

Anyway I once had a carb stregthening device, that I bought off shopTV.
It was supposed to change my life, because very soon I too would be guaranted, beautiful carbs - just like Superman in the ad.

That stupid carb strengtherner sat up on top of my cupboard for years until I eventually threw it out. I dont know why my carbs never did get stronger???

anyway - Yes Superman I do believe that he can get drunk. That was when he decided that he wanted to be human and had his powers taken from in in Supeman 2. Otherwise why on earth would he want to be human? Surely not only because of Louis Lane???

what are carbs??

 

[Ronley]

Oops!!!
I meant abs, (as in abdomen) and not carbs. Its this Cappocino I am smoking. Makes me rather mixed up...
LOL

 

[Guest]

He uses cast iron scissors and razors, like everyone else, but his shaving cream has a little kryptonite extract to loosen up the hair.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the hair off Supermans face - and if Superman flinches and put his hands up to protect himself, his nails get trimmed too.

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[jojajico]

Oops!!!
I meant abs, (as in abdomen) and not carbs. Its this Cappocino I am smoking. Makes me rather mixed up...
LOL

man that must be some good shit i was reading your post and i thought i was smokeing some really good shit cause i couldnt figure out what you meant by carbs lol.

 

[Verger OG]

tripco........hahaha

ROFL yeah that was a nice one.

 

[Ronley]

man that must be some good shit i was reading your post and i thought i was smokeing some really good shit cause i couldnt figure out what you meant by carbs lol.

Its Excellent Shit... Really it is!!