A random, yet intriguing question.

[Headcase]

So as I was drifting off to sleep at my girlfriends house last night, i started looking at the various posters on her wall. My eyes came to rest on her poster of Superman, and it got me thinking...

Can Superman get drunk?
Alcohol is technically a poison, and superman is impervious to such things. Maybe he'd like a nice 12 year kryptonite scotch.

Can Superman get stoned?

Discuss.

 

[leaguegamesmoky]

that's how he flies

 

[Tripco]

Give him 2 six-packs. Maybe he won't get drunk, but he''ll surely get pissed.

 

[pipeline]

Superman can feel any kind of buzz he wants and in the blink of an eye he can shut it off to save the baby.

In fact, he saves twice as many babies when he's stoned.

 

[Guest]

Superman can feel any kind of buzz he wants and in the blink of an eye he can shut it off to save the baby.

In fact, he saves twice as many babies when he's stoned.

I thought the Krypto is what killed Superman?

 

[Tripco]

And about Supermans smokin':
when he's stoned, he's C.Kent, and when he's high, he's Superman.
That's why he never does anything with Louise Lane when he's grounded.

 

[Guest]

tripco........hahaha

That's why he never does anything with Louise Lane when he's grounded.

 

[Headcase]

Excellent replies guys.

How old is your girlfriend? Why does she have posters of Superman and other things on her walls?

She's 24. What's wrong with having things on your walls?

 

[jojajico]

i dont mean t highjack the thread but i always figured that superman couldnt have sex with humans as the muscles that control ejaculation would be so storng he would shoot his wad as supersonic speeds thereby effectivly ripping a molten spunk hole through his sexual partner. i actually have some proof to support this as i am a huge comic book fan. in frank millers batman: the dark knight strikes again, superman while having a discussion about sex with his half amazonian daughter (you knew he had to be tappin that wonder ass) he says and i quote "never with terrans, they're fragile" now ofcourse frank millers work on the dark knight is not DC cannon but it supports the hypothesis ... thoughts?

 

[Guest]

I think a terran could pull off a hand-job without much injury. It would be like firing a big tater-cannon.


Seed

 

[jojajico]

I think a terran could pull off a hand-job without much injury. It would be like firing a big tater-cannon.


Seed

yea but what about your house ceiling and for that matter air trafic. my geuss is that superman is incredibly sexually frustrated. dont even think about a blow job , you might as well be playing russian roulette. or you could end up like warden norton at the end of The Shawshank Redemption. blue balls like a mother....

 

[Tarkus]

but i always figured that superman couldnt have sex with humans as the muscles that control ejaculation would be so storng he would shoot his wad as supersonic speeds

You always figured? Not to be mean, but did ya see Clerks at all? Jason Lee says the same thing. He relates it to a shotgun blast though...
I am just screwin with ya.
I always wondered why he wore a scuba apparatus when underwater? He can not drown. It might suck breathing in water, but hey, he is Superman. Not Superboy, suck it up.

I always liked the Superman meats Batman things. Gotham City using black and white and Metropolis has freakin hover cars. Flintstones and Jetsons man.

Birdman was powered by the sun too, right??

 

[jojajico]

You always figured? Not to be mean, but did ya see Clerks at all? Jason Lee says the same thing. He relates it to a shotgun blast though...
I am just screwin with ya.
I always wondered why he wore a scuba apparatus when underwater? He can not drown. It might suck breathing in water, but hey, he is Superman. Not Superboy, suck it up.

I always liked the Superman meats Batman things. Gotham City using black and white and Metropolis has freakin hover cars. Flintstones and Jetsons man.

Birdman was powered by the sun too, right??

actually superman does need oxygen, though he can hold his breath for extremly long time (incredible lunge capacity). but superman is a ture immortal. even if he dies the radiation for a yellow sun can bring him back to life. so even if he died like a billion years ago and his skeleton is floating through space if he drifts into a are with a yellow sun he will regenerate. same applies to doomsday as his physiology is kryptonian based even though he is not a kryptonian himself.... yea i read to many comic books what of it!?!?

 

[Headcase]

I guess it's settled. Superman is just an OG pimp.

 

[Silver Bullet]

The dude doesn't even need to eat. He gets his energy from the sun. OMFG NOOB.

 

[Guest]

How old is your girlfriend? Why does she have posters of Superman and other things on her walls?

ty, wondered same.

 

[jojajico]

The dude doesn't even need to eat. He gets his energy from the sun. OMFG NOOB.

superman doesnt need food buy psychological inhibtion makes him crave it jus tlike any other human. also his strength is said to be infinite only limited by psychological barriers as in he things he should be able to lift a mountain so he can lift a mountain but not a planet. however in extreme instances he is able to break down such barrier similar to a old lady lifting a car off their grandchild. in one instance he tore apart a sun (not ours) with his bare hands. yea thats bad ass. yea i should write a book...

 

[Headcase]

ty, wondered same.

I guess it's weird that my girlfriend likes superman and has stuff on her wall.
But oh well. she's rad.

 

[Guest]

yea but what about your house ceiling and for that matter air trafic. my geuss is that superman is incredibly sexually frustrated. dont even think about a blow job , you might as well be playing russian roulette. or you could end up like warden norton at the end of The Shawshank Redemption. blue balls like a mother....

you guys are fucking killing me

 

[Guest]

ty, wondered same.

Dude, chicks that dig superman is straight sexy. Dont kid yourself.

Cause I'm white and nerdy!