A big key 4 taking monster bong hits.

[WhoMan]

Im sure lots know this but for those that dont here is a lil trick with reason.
Open your mouth close to the size of the bong, do not put your mouth around the bong Lol. but your pie hole should be open almost as wide as the bong tube. What happens is when your mouth is not open all the way it forms a thicker concentrated stream of smoke that penatrates the throat in a certain area which causes irritation quickly, however when your mouth is open the size of the bong the smoke flows smoothly down to the lungs so once this is mastered it isnt nothing to clear the whole bowl in one hit and when you hold bong hits in this big since they dont choke you it will take you to another level, i have passed out be4, that is my word. Good day, Whoman

 

[Tarbosh]

the effect he is describing is similar to what you used to do with a waterbottle when you were a kid..... when you finished the water and just kept sucking on the bottle till it stuck to your tongue..... but the bong that has to be fully packed in order to do this.....

my secret to taking monster hits is using both my lungs and stomach as smoke chambers..... first drawing as much smoke into the bong through the suction method...... known as milking it..... the key is to draw a intensive concentration of smoke in the bong - just using your mouth to create the vacuum..... and clear all at once..... so milk the entire bowl (your capacity - I hate haf cashed bowls) and when you clear the nugs through the hole..... begin the clearing process....... first stomach then lungs...... lungs are bigger than stomach.........

lol you may pass out..... I call it the whip it effect..... broken many a bong that way...... out of body experiences...... lol ..... you may say that its a waste of nug and yes it is..... you may say stomach doesnt really take in smoke well / not supposed to go there.... and that may be true too..... just used to do it to take huge rippers!!!!

just my take - lol


Light,

T

 

[Mr. Tony]

I find that those that try to impress others with trying to take big hit just make an ass of them selves and waste bud.

smaller more precise hits are where it's at.


I get so fucking annoyed when some person comes to my house and takes in way more than they can trying to impress other just to have an obnoxious loud annoying cough for 5 minutes.

 

[chubbynugs]

To be honest the correct way to hit a bong is the way you are supposed to smoke shisha out of a hookah. You are not supposed to inhale with your upper lungs like when hitting a joint or cigarette. You are supposed to inhale basically from your stomach. You essentially use your lower lung cavities to take the hit in as opposed to the upper lung cavity which is a hell of a lot smaller.

 

[chubbynugs]

Oh yeah and i have never passed out from a bong toke you must have a low tolerance or something.

 

[zingablack]

i dont know anybody else that has managed this but i can do it great. i used to play sax so i think that has a lot to do with it. but while your milking it exhale through your nose, and just keep doing that and the last time you do it pull the bowl and clear. i could milk a 200 ft bong packed with a quarter that way, may not be able to clear all that though. its just a continuous breath.

 

[Bumble Buddy]

I do like to exhale through the nose, especially with tasty herb, don't think I'd be able to milk a 200 ft. bong or play a saxophone though. I prep for a monster bong hit with a few inhale-exhale cycles lke a diver getting ready to go for some pearls, one last big exhale forcing all the air out ... .

 

[Mr. Tony]

i dont know anybody else that has managed this but i can do it great. i used to play sax so i think that has a lot to do with it. but while your milking it exhale through your nose, and just keep doing that and the last time you do it pull the bowl and clear. i could milk a 200 ft bong packed with a quarter that way, may not be able to clear all that though. its just a continuous breath.

I don't consider that taking a big bong hit. because when your exhaling just not inhaling....

 

[sparkjumper]

Back in the 70s a bong was a one hit instrument not meant to be passed.Nowadays they have these bowls so big you can put a tangerine in it.A shotgun hole or removable bowl wasn't invented yet either lol.All you needed were two pieces of bamboo and some PC-7 epoxy.Besides sealing the stem PC-7 wouldn't burn so you formed your one hit bowl with it.Ah the old days

 

[Mr. Tony]

anything after one hit is ass.

 

[zomg1]

wow, i have to wait a bit before i give mr. tony more negative rep

big hits are where its at, i can take like 3 little "precise" hits and not feel satisfied, i need my lungs to be saturated.

 

[dopeshow]

My eyes about lit up when I saw this thread since a nice ice bong is my absolute favorite way to toke...

The entire concept behind the bong is you are able to take larger hits with less irritation, that's it. Condense the smoke, cool the smoke (which is one of the reasons its condensed), and clear the smoke quick and hard. That simple. As long as you clear it, there is NO wrong way to do it. Any other asshat that tells you otherwise is full of horse shit.

I see no issue whatsoever with exhaling through your nose before clearing, I do it a lot of the time myself, especially if I just filled the entire chamber with milky white goodness. Give those lungs a refresh before punishing them Where's the harm in that? And last I checked I still inhaled smoke from a bong, which makes it a bong hit, does it not?

I also agree with the dude who says he likes to prepare for a good hit with a few inhale/exhales... I go to town right after a big long exhale, milk it with just enough inhale force (not sucking a golf ball through a garden hose or anything), then when you clear it it is a quick, deep, forceful inhale from the pit of your stomach... enjoy! I also find that the coughing/irritation is PARTLY a mind thing... I really don't know how to describe it other than just don't let yourself cough, tell yourself you're not going to, and don't. But say if you were to completely milk a large gravity bong and you end up with slightly stale smoke and lots of it, it just happens...there's no avoiding it. But for all the other times, just sack up and tell your lungs NO, you're gonna bathe in this sea of cannabis smoke for a few seconds and you're going to enjoy it so shut the F up. With that being said, I don't ever look down my nose at a buddy who coughs his lungs up. It happens.. everyone here has coughed after a solid toke and if you haven't, you're not a true toker... I can say that with confidence. All I can say is you better have a cold beverage on hand for when that time comes....

The only thing I do agree with Tony on is packing one good hit at a time... for instance, my bong smoking ritual consists of weighing out a gram, grinding it up, and end up taking 4-5 good snaps... and then I'm off in never-never-land for the evening. It's more efficient that way, you don't use as much, and you get tasty hits each time without the burnt/ashy flavor you get after a couple tokes of a fat bowl.

Tony, have you ever considered putting effort into not coming off as an arrogant little prick? Seriously.... you can share knowledge/opinions without coming off as a total horses ass... it's easy, you should try it sometime...

 

[Mr. Tony]

wow, i have to wait a bit before i give mr. tony more negative rep

big hits are where its at, i can take like 3 little "precise" hits and not feel satisfied, i need my lungs to be saturated.

you realize the bigger the bong you use the ratio of smoke to air in your lungs decreases.....

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

I find that those that try to impress others with trying to take big hit just make an ass of them selves and waste bud.

smaller more precise hits are where it's at.


I get so fucking annoyed when some person comes to my house and takes in way more than they can trying to impress other just to have an obnoxious loud annoying cough for 5 minutes.

same with those cats who hit joints like vaccums. the next one i see who
does it,,, im just going to slap the joint as hard as i can into their mouth.
watch them choke on the ash+++embers as their power rip is interrupted

 

[dopeshow]

the bigger the bong you use the ratio of smoke to air in your lungs decreases.....

would you mind rationalizing that mathematically for all of us?

not to mention you condemned exhaling through the nose before clearing...

I don't consider that taking a big bong hit. because when your exhaling just not inhaling....

while that clears your lungs of all air and fills your lungs with a much, much, much higher ratio of all smoke/oxygen

still though I'd love to see your mathematics behind your bigger bong = less smoke/oxygen rationalization

 

[zomg1]

you realize the bigger the bong you use the ratio of smoke to air in your lungs decreases.....

fuck off already ET pipez

i do realize that... 98% of the time i smoke its out of a little 9" glass on glass bong which i fill super slowly to get maximum density

GOT ANY OTHER SWEET TID BITS THAT ARE GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE MY SMOKING EXPERIENCE YOU CLOWN??

 

[FreezerBoy]

fuck off already ET pipez

I don't know who Mr Tony is but he gets rep points from me for not being you.

 

[Tony Danza]

"To be honest the correct way to hit a bong..."


....Is purely the prerogative of the person hitting it.


No matter how annoying it is to watch somebody let smoke sit in the bong for 10 seconds before clearing it only to gag and cough like they didn't know is was going to taste like a burning tire.

 

[Mr. Tony]

fuck off already ET pipez

i do realize that... 98% of the time i smoke its out of a little 9" glass on glass bong which i fill super slowly to get maximum density

GOT ANY OTHER SWEET TID BITS THAT ARE GONNA REVOLUTIONIZE MY SMOKING EXPERIENCE YOU CLOWN??

You need to go milk up your 9" bong nice and densely. Your the one losing their cool over a discussion of bong hitting technique... on the internet...lol

 

[diabloslayer]

thanks for the tip, Some people claim they can take bigger bong rips by using warm water in there water bong chambers instead of cold water. i have nto tried this myself yet as i like my bongs to be filled with ice, but they say the humidty of the warm water helps soothe the smoke. i will report back soon!