2008 Entry Form

British_Hempire said:

Cool, got my entry form printed out and filled in, the buds are hanging and drying, cannot wait!

Any idea how long it takes for mail to get from the UK to Holland?

What is the best postal method to use? I can't exactly send an oz of ganja recorded delivery, that requires putting names and addresses on record.

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REZDOG said:

Lessee....

I want to play,too....

I have a (liberated) DHL truck full of entry weed I want to enter. She's got two,linked,flat-6 boxer motors, pushing about 900BHP,a battering-ram front made of re-bar,and the all-wheel drive from a pilfered Saudi Humvee carefully welded in place by a disgruntled French Foreign Legion mechanic.
I'm currently in Tunisia,and need directions to the 420 Cup,,as my Garmin GPS has become useless in this vast,uncharted wasteland.
Do I simply run,full-tilt, every single border blockade between Tunisia and Amsterdam,or do I stop and submit to border inquiries?
Or,should I simply stop at UPS,Tunisia and ship the whole truck to The Dam in a crate?

Decisions,decisions....


F*ck,it sure is sandy out here....

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Gypsy Nirvana said:

'VIENNA, Austria: Austrian authorities said Tuesday they were doing all they could to search for two tourists missing in Tunisia after al-Qaida in Islamic North Africa claimed it had kidnapped them.

Spokesmen for Austria's foreign and interior ministries declined to confirm the pair had been taken hostage, saying that an audio recording with the kidnapping claim aired Monday on Al-Jazeera television had yet to be verified.

"It's very important to remember that we're currently still talking about an alleged kidnapping," Foreign Ministry spokesman Peter Lewinsky-Tieffentrop said. He was joined at a news briefing by Interior Ministry spokesman Rudolf Gorilla.

Passport details in a new message, posted overnight on the Web site of the SITE Intelligence Group that monitors Islamic Web sites, have been matched to Douglas Austenbacher and his girlfriend, Maria Kleeber, the spokesmen said. The pan-European police organization Europol alerted Austrian authorities to the message, which is no longer on that site, Gorilla added later. The message also warned of consequences if military action is taken to try to free the hostages, Lewinsky-Tieffentrop said.'


.....while you are in Tunisia Rez......can you find these two Austrians and bring them to the Cup?

You are going to have to turn west and follow the mediterranean coast thru Algeria.....stop off and see my buddy Abdul in Skikda on your way to El-Jazair.....He will hook you up with a Hookah (maybe a hooker too!)......Once you get to El-Jazair keep following the coast to Oran and rest up for a day at Ali Boughathi's place...(I'll text you the addy).....He had some great Algerian double Casbah Hash last time I was there......


.....Don't let him let you loose on the local Harem rental's.....or your gonna be itching all the way to Amsterdam....and watch out for the cheese they put in their salads unless you want to pebal-dash the interior of that truck the next day with your ass....

Then you want to head for the eastern border of Morocco......watch out for bandits in Renault 18's.....Don't spend too long in the Riff Mountains or you will never leave......Just have a quick pit-stop in Ketama for the Gold.........and get out of there before 'The Fear' hits ya again!


.....If that truck ain't amphibious and it don't make it across the straits of Gibralter......I'll pick you up in Algeciras in the Jag......just get the ferry from Ceuta.......and watch out for the fat customs agent.....he's the tricky one...

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REZDOG said:

....I'll find those Aussies,I'll just follow the smell,be it ever-so-strange here in the Center of Islam,of shrimp on the barbie.
I thought it was an Outback Steakhouse out here,dammit all to hell!
After we liberated the DHL truck in Portugal,I was planning to have wings grafted to it,but my attorney said it would probably incite the natives to Violence,as they might associate it with some deity or another. If it weren't for those superstitious camel-jockeys....I wouldn't be stuck....if I just had those wings....
I'll stop and see Ali and load up on hashish,and I was thinking that maybe a local Mullah or two might like a head full of Berkeley acid,perhaps tweak whirl'd peas a bit....
Hookers and hookahs?
....Yeah,after that soiree in Cuba,and your vaunted 'introductions',I'm damn lucky I still have anything left to hold when I piss....That was the worst internal burning....but The Itch was what really got me on the plane ride back over the chop....
Holy shit,I think I smell a 'blooming onion' it must be those Aussies....or maybe it's that friggin' steakhouse again,colonizing the world....if so,we'll burn that m*therfucker down....scorched earth style.
I have to pull over and fuel up. At about .79USD a gallon,being subversive in Tunisia is really cost-efficient-if the guys in towels & carrying AK-47s don't bury us in the desert.
Next time I'm staying put,in Ibiza,where I belong.

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.....If that truck ain't amphibious and it don't make it across the straits of Gibralter......

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