Another Dr.Diamonds Smoke Report

Dr. Diamonds has returned, with an all new smoke report.

So I met a new dealer through a friend. First time buying from him, so I said just give me two (2) grams, if its good stuff, ill buy more soon.
Pick it up, 60zly, he even says "hey man, i threw in some extra shit this time as a sample... enjoy!"
So i take it home, not so sure if i actually have the 2+ grams he claims.
This is how it goes.

Hmm... 1.9g WITH the plastic packaging...


1.6g of actual bud. LOL. Dealer: "Yea man, I even gave you EXTRA!"
Ok, ok. you know what. its not that bad at all. This is at least half decent looking weed, not chopped up, small buds. So far, I am satisfied.


.3 grams of shit you can't smoke.


The good stuff chopped up nicely, and ready to roll into a blueberry blunt wrap.


All rolled up nicely.

Smoking it: I hadn't smoked in a long time since I got this, so I was expecting it to hit me decently hard. Unfortunately, the high wasn't that strong, mostly heady. If i still had my normal tolerance, I would have considered it weak. Despite that, it smoked excellent. I had a great time sparking it up in Sopot, and I don't mean outside, inside the club (mandarynka), so it will pure chilling to be able to smoke it there.

Post Report: I tried to contact this dealer again soon after, to buy more. "uhh... i can't for this friday, i can get you something on saturday"
so i told him, ok, ill wait until saturday.
I call him saturday, "uhh... sorry man, i dont have anything right now."
Typical. you buy once, never twice!

Another good story. I got a dealers phone number through a good friend. I call the dealer, tell him what i want. Says no problem, I will be in Gdansk tomorrow, call me then. I call him the next day, "sorry man, i am a little behind, i will be coming a little later to meet you."
so i wait. then i get a sms, "hey, the dealer isnt picking up his phone, im not sure when i can get it for you"
WTF!? I thought YOU were the dealer!! Why are you fcuking telling me you are not now! fcuking middle men always wasting my fcuking time! ugh. I tried calling him again a week later, to see if i could get something or not. He never picked up his phone anymore....... WASTE OF TIME. Middle men wanna be dealers, gtfo.

Good News: I am supposed to be picking up 3g's today from another dealer. I will check it out, and hopefully give you guys another update later today!

Regards,
Dr.Diamonds

Hey Hey Dr.Diamonds :smile:

another detailed, sad and true raport about cannabis in Poland...

I think the your problem is about buing weed from dealers and not growers. Dealers don't care about quality of weed they are selling for you, they don't see differences between satrivas and indicas, for them weed is weed. They care only about money

I think we have got good growers on the Polsih coas here at icmag... You have only find them and I'm sure they will help you :smile:

Cheers, Cardiel

Mógłby ktoś na Polski to przetlumaczyc, bo chętnie bym sobie oblukał co Dr.Diamonds napisał.

Hey Dr. Diamonds!
I was in Gdańsk/Sopot last week and got my old friend to bring me some weed. It smelled nice and the high was pleasent. Relaxing, funny weed. We played some children games with a bunch of children
So I wanted to meet up with you for some blunt action but didn't manage to get 50 posts before I went. Well, next time maybe he he
It's sad stuff you write there about the pains of buying weed. Reminds me of my own experiences in Warsaw... I very much hope you'll finally find someone reliable though (or start growing your own).
As to the 2g + that turn out to be 1.6 is ridiculous. Like the dealer thinks only he's got scales at home. Next time you go to meet the dealer with you scales in your pocket and embarres he silly ****.

cardiel said:

HI think we have got good growers on the Polsih coas here at icmag... You have only find them and I'm sure they will help you :smile:
Cheers, Cardiel

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Hey bro, yes I hope to meet a grower from the triomiasto who is passionate about what he does. Or for that matter, other smokers who enjoy the herb, without any of the associated bullsht or propaganda. Despite meeting many many new friends here, i have met maybe two people who enjoy smoking with me.

GreenPoland said:

Mógłby ktoś na Polski to przetlumaczyc, bo chętnie bym sobie oblukał co Dr.Diamonds napisał.

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sorry, ale ja slabo pisze po polsku, ale czytam and i mowje doszjcz nie slze. ktos napewno do snacz czo ja miej wienczej na peszawem.

vod said:

Hey Dr. Diamonds!
I was in Gdańsk/Sopot last week and got my old friend to bring me some weed. It smelled nice and the high was pleasent. Relaxing, funny weed. We played some children games with a bunch of children
So I wanted to meet up with you for some blunt action but didn't manage to get 50 posts before I went. Well, next time maybe he he
It's sad stuff you write there about the pains of buying weed. Reminds me of my own experiences in Warsaw... I very much hope you'll finally find someone reliable though (or start growing your own).
As to the 2g + that turn out to be 1.6 is ridiculous. Like the dealer thinks only he's got scales at home. Next time you go to meet the dealer with you scales in your pocket and embarres he silly ****.

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Hey vod,
Good to hear from you again. Next time you are in Gdansk, let me know. My private messages are working now too, so we should meet up some time and smoke a fat one
I would bring my scale when i buy, but i can't always use it. you meet the dealer outside somewhere, there really isnt any time, and the risk is too great, to unpack the grass, and weigh it too. Anyhow, I just picked up 3g's, and I will post pics in a little while of what I got.

Regards,
Dr.Diamonds

Wow I'm baked... he he trying to formulate a certain thought and I can't

Yo, so my comment on the scales wasn't very serious. I'm well aware of the realities It's annoying how you get cheated on the weight. But when you buy only once from a given dealer you can't do anything about it and it's not your major problem. Sad, sad, sad... I'm surprised no one from the people from this forum is from your area and willing to help you out. Paranoia or bad luck?
As to us meeting in Gdańsk... I was looking forward to it, but didn't push the post count. Maybe I should have It's good fun meeting strangers from internet to do some shady stuff together (last time I did it was for drinking Żubrówka on a cemenatry...) I've no idea though when I'll be in Gdańsk again. Kinda far away from Bonn... But I'm going to Amsterdam next weekend. Maybe you happen to be there?

Dr.Diamonds said:

sorry, ale ja slabo pisze po polsku, ale czytam and i mowje doszjcz nie slze. ktos napewno do snacz czo ja miej wienczej na peszawem.

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You are the man Dr.Diamonds for your polish Karma mate

Ale widać przynajmniej że umiesz mówić Jeszcze trochę to i pisać się nauczysz.

pozdro1410

I am back with another report on polish cannabis...

So on the weekend i picked this up. Dealer said "hey man, it looks kind of shitty, but its really good and strong, 3gram minimum"
Ok, so i bought the 3g and decided to see how good it really is.

Came like this. Aluminum foil bah. 4.1g with the packaging, i was worried i was going to get short changed again.


Well, turns out it was 2.7g of weed inside, not bad.


Interesting stuff. Right away, I was sure it was a fresh batch of outdoor grown herb. He was right, it looked like shit.


Close up macro of the goods, no visible crystals...


This shit was DRY though. I was finding it hard to pick apart all the stems. Didn't end up a lot of it either.


So now, all chopped up and ready to go into one of three blunt wrap flavours. I decided to go with Wet Melon.


Rolled about half of it into this. Nice fat wet melon blunt. Nice.


Smoking it: Tasted pretty shit. It was some of the first real dry weed i've had in Poland, so i will admit, it was pretty potent at first. A very heady sativa style high, but I enjoyed it. Got my mind really racing, lots of ideas and creativity was flowing after smoking it, which I did in fact very much enjoy. Overall though, again, not really that strong of a high.

Post Report: This dealer was eager to sell me more again. Would I buy again? If I had no other source, i suppose i would, yes. I am certain this was an outdoor harvest. This time of year, and he says he suddenly has "a lot to sell, 3g minimum", means someone up the ladder must have just cut down a crop somewhere.
I hope to have another report next weekend, with some potentially GOOD shit. Will keep you guys informed.

Regards,
Dr.Diamonds

High! bro!
thnx for the report!
awww it aint looking 'shitty' it looks like someone got an eye of this!
i think you hit the right contact, i would really buy that kind of weed than a 'skunk' dunk with some chemical extra bonus!

Strzala panowie

Jak czytam co tu jest opisane o handlu trawki w Polsce to mi jest smutno, ale tez raczej sie nie dziwie. Czemu my Polacy mamy takie nawyki do KRECENIA i OSZUKIWANIA? Chlop by ci raczej wsypal wate szklanna do torebki niz nalezona resztke towaru. To ci grozi zdrowie, ale co mu to? On zarobil! I ma twoje zdrowie do D U P Y. Przypomina mi tego wiersza z 'Dzien Swira', gdzie przyrzekaja wiecznego nienawidzenia przeciwko sasiada....

Zrodlo rozwiazania tego problemu lezy tutaj w ICMAG. Kazdy krzaczek wyrosniety przepycha wladze i sile od tych ktorych sprzedaja zywe G U W N O do tych ktorzy robia wysilek zeby miec cos LEPSZEGO i ZDROWSZEGO.

"Polski towar dla Polskiego organizmu"
--Nicodem Dyzma

Fat A

I'll be next person to say this: in Poland, you need to grow on your own. No other options if you want to get something. (my opinion)
Thats sad...

But keep on going, it's nice that you didn't lose motivation. Reveal it! ; )

btw: last report looks like my badly done grow. >_<

Dr.Diamonds nice smoke raport dealer...like a dealer. Never give U to much weed on pack. Troche wykaleczyłem po engliszu ;D i jeszcze sedno moich wypocin... JUICY BLUNTS RULZZZZZZZZZ.