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Spit a Freestyle, it's worth your while

J

Jam Master Jaco

Alright dudes, here is the deal. I've been browsing these forums for a couple months and I've been noticing a common thing in the tokers den. It's a lot of young people like myself who are bored out of there minds because they smoke too much weed. So this thread goes out to all of you guys (and by guys I mean gals too) that are so bored that you have nothing else to do but bitch about your life to the other random people that come to this great site (an ass kiss goes out to Gypsy Nirvana, thanks for a place to come and learn how to grow and rant). But back to the point of this thread, this is the "freestyle thread". For those of you that do not know what freestyling is, it's when you get a rap beat going with no lyrics on it, and you say stuff that rhymes over the beat. Obviously this thread has no beat to it, but just imagine that it does. So just add some lines that rhyme to the following example whenever you get bored. I'm making this thread in an attempt to get rid of all the other "my life sucks what should I do?" threads. So here I go:



Yo it's saturday night and I'm getting drunk by myself
I live in a house but I'm in debt it's all about your wealth
Actually that's half a lie but I don't want to die
This thread isn't about poetry or stupid shit
It's about the art of freestyling and getting drunk and getting lit
that's slang for getting high by now you're asking why?
cuz it's fun dude I'm not trying to be rude
spit this shit but try not to be crude
It's all about the rap in this thread
have as much fun as you can until you're dead
Read again what I just said cuz you've got a brain in your head
And realize this is the internet, some other useless thread


So there you go. Analyze it however you like. You can diss on me for making this thread, or diss on how much your life sucks. As long as you make it rhyme it's all good. So let me see what you got you ICMAG stoners!

:wave: :pointlaug :chin:
 
G

Guest

im hung over, friday was a blast
but now its passed and sundays here at last
im chillin smoking, the herb is weak
I bought it to keep me going
8 weeks untill there showwing
true potential keep em growing


there it is...
 
G

Guest

Yo your name reminds me of micheal jackson
when i spit i do it with a passion
just like you when you bmx thrashin
but enought sassin now im ready to ease the pain
yo dog that bruise is fucked up, you insane?!?!
maybe just lil in the membrane...Cuz you got towlie on you avatar
smoking weed and freestyling wont get you that far
but i said what the hell and did my part!

PEACE!
 
J

Jam Master Jaco

Dudes I'm proud of you like I'm proud of me
Some other dude made a thread using the word "feasiblity"
I probably didn't spell that right but it's tight
cuz we're not here to fight we're here to light
up our bowls full of the stick icky
throw a tantrum and make that hash really thicky
I'm posting to keep this going
to the older folks i'm showing
that freestyle can be fun and can be done
by anyone regaurdless of age we're here to have fun
 
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G

Guest

Here to have fun but you know what im on the run!
Someone grabbed my gun and said smoke this joint son
whoa im gettin off track like a stoner introduced to crack!
now this rhyme is gettin whack but its a freestyle so i cant take it back
but i can pass it on like cheech would to chong
 
G

Guest

I'm not Mac Dre, or one of those Outkast bitches
I'm not smokin' chewy or hittin them switches
But I listen to enough of that hiphop to make Bob Hope drop
And run into a liquor store like its a 2 for 1 gift shop
Oh shit look what I did, tell that asian kid to get the big mop
 
G

Guest

Yo son dont come in here thinking you pac
Im about to let my line drop
How many hours did it take for you to type that
mmm your moods phsycadelic but you really on crack!
nah nah im just playing all love lets make up and smoke this bud...
 
G

Guest

what would ya rather do? kill a thousand child molesters?
or get a job as the fresh virgin pussy tester?
either one would be TIGHT
both of them would feel RIGHT
i would do BOTH, while hittin IC all NIGHT
post up, get ya pics, get ya story right,
they gonna ask you was ya bag weighed out? it looks light,
cuz these dawgs on the net, steady smokin, they knowin'
growin and showin, then curin and blowin,
talkin bout hydro and the pumps they stowin,
whether water or air,
no other website compares,
to i c m a g, we pull chairs!

WHAT!
 
G

Guest

Yeah user name be reppin
to the 150 club he be stepping
his avatar is straight up depressing
but he gets HIGH let that be a lesson
like a dog im fetching, like an untrained plant i be stretching
you better tame this female before she starts stressing
cuz noone wants to see those horrible beans!
On dey sticky huge cola queens
with that in thought have nice dreams+
 
Wisconsinsmoker

Wisconsinsmoker

Member
i came from the mother fuckin underground, head popped up
Ever since the game saw me..i been locked up..
I Look Out For The Fakes fore i spread my love
i try To Live Decently So Im Sent Above...
i aint materialistc but yeah i've Spent A Buck
fightin life..make sure its down fore i Lend My Gloves
you never know me...unless you understsand
im doubted like weak baseball players and underhands
i live in a state of paranoia and yeah its gettin better...
weed to ease my mind...not mention gettin clever..


you can listen to my whole song dedicated to marijuana here:
(called Mary jane)

http://www.soundclick.com/disparitysundergroundmentalitycd


click hi-fi for cable or dsl
click lo-fi for dial up

u cant download unless your a member but if you like those songs i can for sure send you my whole cd via aim or soemthing along the lines of that
 
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J

Jam Master Jaco

Uh oh, I come back to see we're off topic
it's up to me, so let's hear a beat, drop it
Until then make your posts rhyme
Or I'll be using this sign :fsu:
To define that your post is a crime
Crossed the line so I'll have to kick you in the behind :moon:
 
rusto

rusto

Beast
oh listen up my shit will have ya sprung like a field of diesels
next moment i pop off you all flock like seaguls
now let me make this shit last a with a few cents and a few tips
this rhyme goes out to all my smokers and killers takin bong rips
its a late night but not too late to get it started off right
sit tight while i pack my bowl and give it a light, i think i just might
just remember what im sayin makes me spin like a merry go round
but this is icmag where we count our buds by the pound
this thread hits it hard and is more ripped than the cheese head
while im stoned i need to keep me fed and then hit some more tree
so ill leave the rest for the guy under me
 
J

Jam Master Jaco

I drop shit like thunder G
I'm just trying to define reality
while you all just smile at me
I'm so fucked up that I see shit in three
Triple the sight of the objects
after I continues on with the subjects
improper grammar reigns supreme
in a musical style of the underground scene
only underground cuz i don't have a mic
cuz it's weird like the sexual confusion of a butch dike :pointlaug

*edit* this is an added in shout out
to all of you that peep this thread but don't talk 'bout
the slang of the english vocabulary
make rhymes that leave people in hysterity
Notice that most my rhymes end in "e"
as in the way that I speak puts me up shit creek
cuz my skunk reeks so it attracts the freaks
who rat on me cuz they're the leaks
in my dream of world domination
cuz it's confusing like how we get constipation
actually i'm just trying to rhyme while in this nation
fall down and get scraped, it's called an abrasion
my clear thought process is drainin'
so just please speak your mind is all i'm sayin'

*edited again (i got too much to say)* yo this goes out to all your people
who have to see life under a deity's steeple
and all the peeps that try to accomplish feats
of greatness, but they have no patience
only long lost goals and posts upon pages
of useless rants like this when I diss
you'll spell christ without the "t" chris
After drinking we all piss
dudes aim for the toilet but miss
List, all the problems of your lil sis
To random people who don't give a shit
Act like a lil twit while you sit
alone in your room like me
I'm hear to speak to those who strike me
as an accomplished human being
notice who I'm seeing it's the motivation singin'
 
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