aliens smoke marijuana?

You look at the earliest scriptures of written text on the plant, you can trace the plants origins to India.

And in Ancient Indian texts, the writers speak of how ancient gods, came from the sky, and bestowed the planet with this plant for recreational pursuits.

As the Universe unfolds, the aliens didn't mention, that the plant has many industrial uses too.

These "Gods" who came from the sky, and gave the plant to all the people of Planet earth, were known for throwing lightning bolts. And were also known to live in the Sky, and destroy life and create life.

Perhaps alien geneticists. But I think UFO's played a good role.

But whatever.

People from the Sky, came down to India, and gave the seeds.

And thats why i'm hizzigh.

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Yup... I don't think there even are many plants that display three sexes, male/female/hermaphrodite... I'm pretty sure Cannabis is the ONLY plant on the planet that has THREE different sexes...

I've also heard rumors that the plants DNA isn't similar to ANY other earthly DNA.. but those were just rumors... And there isn't much research to see if that was true...

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Very interesting. YOu may be interested in some of the theories on magic mushrooms. I read a book once that had a bunch of stuff basically saying that zoomers were not of this earth, as they are made up of one extra compound/element/whatever compared to everything else on the planet. They also claimed that, judging by the area in which they grow naturally in BC, that some kind of space dust or something scattered over that area and was the reason it grows there. I dont' remember the name of the book but I remember the name of the author, Mick Farren. Something to look into, anyways.

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In Mexico and MesoAmerica it is consider along with the peyote and the chocolate like gifts from the Gods..

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It's possible.. as I've read accounts in Vedic scriptures about Vimanas (ufo's) piloted by Gods (aliens), who planted seeds on earth.. including cannabis. Instead of 'aliens' bringing cannabis.. it's supposed to have been brought here by accomplished avatars (demi-Gods.. non-physical/spiritual) who planted it on earth for both recreational & medicinal use. No mention of Industrial uses from India.. till the Chinese got hold of it.. who invented ropes, medicines, fabric etc.. out of it.. tho' I think the Indians came up with the hash oil.
The person responsible for allegedly bringing it was a visitor called 'Vishnu' a multi-limbed demi-God.. (said to be God himself..!!.. or at least a semi-physical version of the Godhead.) Aliens.. as we recognise them may have had very little to do with it.. except for some input along the line, such as logistics.. transporting it & what not..

The Cannabis dna structure is certainly extremely very very complex.. still not understood by todays bioligists and botonists yet. I'm not religious or a believer in God.. but it's obvious 'non-physical/non-human' intelligence.. super skilled at bio/atomic/chemical design & engineering.. must have come up with some an exquisite design. The original design would 'literally' be virtually designed in a non-physical environmnet.. then with the use of atomic manipulation.. the designs were 'down-converted' to a solid physical design.. using atoms/chemicals as building blocks.
Very well designed...

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During the Indian festival of Holi, people consume bhang which contains cannabis flowers.[3][5] According to one description, when the amrita (elixir of life) was produced from the churning of the ocean by the devas and the asuras, Shiva created cannabis from his own body to purify the elixir (whence, for cannabis, the epithet angaja or "body-born"). Another account suggests that the cannabis plant sprang up when a drop of the elixir dropped on the ground. Thus, cannabis is used by sages due to association with elixir and Shiva. Wise drinking of bhang, according to religious rites, is believed to cleanse sins, unite one with Shiva and avoid the miseries of hell in the after-life. In contrast, foolish drinking of bhang without rites is considered a sin

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Why Aliens Are Stealing Weed Aliens, as in Extra-terrestrial beings, are stealing massive amounts of Marijuana from un-suspecting growers. Pot Farmers, too embarrassed to tell anyone, and scared of authorities who could arrest them- are caught between a rock and a hard spot. There are three reasons why Alien theft of Cannabis is occurring. First, only planet Earth has the vegetative growth necessary for ideal Herb in this Solar System. Next, the relaxation of Pot Laws and proliferation of Medical Marijuana dispensaries, have created a glut of Marijuana all over the U.S. Finally, Alien beings seem to really dig Weed. If we examine a rich, deep-dark, Nitrogen loaded soil like California or Volcanic-rich Hawaii, with natural Rain and Sun balance, nothing else in the Galaxy comes close! Look at Mercury for example, no water and really hot days with really cold nights- not conducive to Cannabis Cultivation. How about Venus? Its water isn't liquid, light rays are let in- but not out, and Dust storms sometimes cover the entire Planet. All through-out the Inter-planetary System, deficiencies of some sort exist. Aliens may have some sort of honing system tuned in to T.H.C. levels. These Trichomosome levels are probably off the charts due to the massive amounts of Pot being produced in the U.S., mega-tons alone just in Cali. In early summer of 1947, Extra-terrestrial debris- including Alien corpses, were retrieved from a Roswell,N.M. crash. Military officials would say that, "a weather balloon" had crashed. Cali's border, by UFO standards, is relatively close. An autopsy was performed on the deceased Alien body. Confidential records reveal something interesting. The tiny Alien had 200 times the normal THC content of a student from Northern California. In addition, the Aliens oral cavity was like a combustion chamber, Cannabis incinerator if you like- able to vaporize Marijuana at temperatures unknown to Humans. Until Pot Farmers and authorities come to some kind of Summit regarding these phenomena, all Pot sheds should be locked and guarded with canines- Aliens hate and fear Dogs.
Joycee

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Gascanastan said:

aliens smoke marijuana?

Of course they do. That's why they are more advanced...they figured this shit out a long time ago. Probably got the best cuts thousands of years before us. Werkin' it on a universal scale and without inferior species and their 'law' getting in the way.

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supermanlives said:

what do their women look like?

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what do their women look like?

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supermanlives said:

what do their women look like?

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Take a look at the word cannabis. Ever wonder what it means? Cannabis is a Greek word, though its root is African. In Greek, canna means “canine”, or “dog”, and bis or bi is the number two. So cannabis is the “two dog plant”! That in its self is interesting but the plot thickens. There is a cannabis loving tribe in Mali, West Africa, called the Dogon tribe.
A fairly well documented group, the Dogons were visited by Herodotus, a Greek traveller and chronicler, around 300 BCE. He was fortunate enough to have visited the Dogons during a yearlong celebration, that took place every fifty years.
Explaining their celebration, the Dogons pointed to the brightest star in the winter sky, Sirius, and said it was the “Two Dog Star”, and that it was the home of the “two dog plant”, cannabis. The two dog plant they said, was brought to our planet by the goddess from the Two Dog Star. Their yearlong celebration was in the honor of that star.
All of this would be easy to dismiss if not for the fact that the Dogons possessed specific knowledge about the Sirian system for thousands of years before scientists with modern telescopes and equipment could catch up and prove them right.

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