But you know how they work, it'll take eons to even get it started - there's no oil involved.
Ah, but there is: hemp oil. But seriously...
The more I think about this, the more I think the government is finally seeing the writing on the wall. It's getting harder to ignore the scientific studies that have been coming out over the past few years on the medicinal uses of cannabis compounds. In particular, the studies showing that CBD and other cannabinoids kill cancer cells. More importantly in this context, most of these studies are being done in other countries. Maybe they're starting to get a little afraid that a cure for cancer will be found, and it will come from somewhere else. How embarrassing! We had the cure for cancer right under our noses all these years and we forbid people to do the necessary research. Oops, our bad. Maybe they're hoping to get some serious research going in this country before it's too late and somebody else beats us to it. It would be much harder to claim we have the best medical care in the world when we deny our citizens the cure for cancer.