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"Bottle Rocket"
Hi Hi HIGH! ... come on in, but please excuse the horrible odor in here...
NO!... nobody died or anything *shakes head*, its just me chopping up some of this Bottle Rocket for us to smoke. Why don't you pick out some music, while I get everything ready for the "ride" *snickers*
Hitman44D did a grow report on this stuff @ OG... and was very accurate in his write up. Had he posted it about two days earlier... well, we wouldn't be smoking Bottle Rocket tonight. Why you ask?
*hands on hips* probably his frankness on the "odor" aspects of it... the "rotted fruit" would have sent me elsewhere... but little did I know...
*evil laugh* okies.... maybe a better way to explain my attitude regarding this stuff...
Am sure that the "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" was thought by some people as fine film making... and wonderful entertainment. And some people, much like your's truly would rather view yet another episode of "Sex in the City" for some passive enjoyment. Kinda get where I am headed yet? *snickers*
okies... *twists up a joint of it.... hands the lighter to you...* Here... you do the honors... ha ha ha While we take a few hits... let me tell you about growing this stuff.... you think the smell is powerful now? ha ha ha... about 25 or so days in flower... wow! Imagine a can of Spam (no not the internet type of spam... but the favorite cuisine of the Aloha State... you know, that nasty potted meat in a can!... yeppers...) now... imagine that can of Spam with a small hole in the side of the can, exposed to 80 degree days for two weeks...
open up the can... get a real good wifff... then stick your head under a whino's armpit... (suspect you get my drift by now... hee hee hee). This is seriously what the boys refer to as "DANK"! ewwwwwww. INMO *shrugs*
Don't know about you... but I am getting pretty toasted now... third hit. Nothing relaxing about this experience though... the taste is nowhere near as gross as the smell.. but the taste of Spam rings through loud and clear.
It is everything the breeder claimed it to be. Powerful... is a terrific yeilder...
VERY hardy... cuttings strike quick and easy, roots in a few days. It grows huge... long, thick stems (first 2 weeks of flower thought it might be better for ropemaking *grins*) but gets some rock hard buds, and plenty of them.
There was something about the plant though (besides the horrid smell) that was kinda creepy to me. Everytime I saw them in the flower room... hard to explain... but would half expect to see snakes twisting around of them. *shrugs* .... and I find the buzz to be sort of creepy too.
NOTE: This is all very subjective of course. I live in a big, scary city... so don't find creepy things to be a "plus"... have enough of them on the street right outside. I grew up in early childhood as a "Spam eater"... yuck!... and I think the whole rotted meat aspects of the smell and taste bring back memories of a not so fond time...
wow... as you can see (after all, my "smoke reports" are in fact "LIVE From NYC"...) am just babbling away... stoned and then some... and haven't had a hit since #3... about four or so paragraphs up there ^ ... ha ha ha
Anyways... this is "A" class Mary Jane... just that Mary Jane in this case is more like a "serial killer" than "the girl next door". Scares me to think of restless urban youth cruising the streets next summer smoking this stuff...
YIKES!!!!!
am going to take a shower... my skin is "electric..." You stay here and help yourself to all the Bottle Rocket that you want... in fact, take some home too... okies?
*thinks to self*... yikes... the shower scene from Hitcock.... uh oh... *locks the bathroom door... pushes stuff up against it.... turns on the shower, in fear*
*waves* Akiko
Hi Hi HIGH! ... come on in, but please excuse the horrible odor in here...
NO!... nobody died or anything *shakes head*, its just me chopping up some of this Bottle Rocket for us to smoke. Why don't you pick out some music, while I get everything ready for the "ride" *snickers*
Hitman44D did a grow report on this stuff @ OG... and was very accurate in his write up. Had he posted it about two days earlier... well, we wouldn't be smoking Bottle Rocket tonight. Why you ask?
*hands on hips* probably his frankness on the "odor" aspects of it... the "rotted fruit" would have sent me elsewhere... but little did I know...
*evil laugh* okies.... maybe a better way to explain my attitude regarding this stuff...
Am sure that the "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" was thought by some people as fine film making... and wonderful entertainment. And some people, much like your's truly would rather view yet another episode of "Sex in the City" for some passive enjoyment. Kinda get where I am headed yet? *snickers*
okies... *twists up a joint of it.... hands the lighter to you...* Here... you do the honors... ha ha ha While we take a few hits... let me tell you about growing this stuff.... you think the smell is powerful now? ha ha ha... about 25 or so days in flower... wow! Imagine a can of Spam (no not the internet type of spam... but the favorite cuisine of the Aloha State... you know, that nasty potted meat in a can!... yeppers...) now... imagine that can of Spam with a small hole in the side of the can, exposed to 80 degree days for two weeks...
open up the can... get a real good wifff... then stick your head under a whino's armpit... (suspect you get my drift by now... hee hee hee). This is seriously what the boys refer to as "DANK"! ewwwwwww. INMO *shrugs*
Don't know about you... but I am getting pretty toasted now... third hit. Nothing relaxing about this experience though... the taste is nowhere near as gross as the smell.. but the taste of Spam rings through loud and clear.
It is everything the breeder claimed it to be. Powerful... is a terrific yeilder...
VERY hardy... cuttings strike quick and easy, roots in a few days. It grows huge... long, thick stems (first 2 weeks of flower thought it might be better for ropemaking *grins*) but gets some rock hard buds, and plenty of them.
There was something about the plant though (besides the horrid smell) that was kinda creepy to me. Everytime I saw them in the flower room... hard to explain... but would half expect to see snakes twisting around of them. *shrugs* .... and I find the buzz to be sort of creepy too.
NOTE: This is all very subjective of course. I live in a big, scary city... so don't find creepy things to be a "plus"... have enough of them on the street right outside. I grew up in early childhood as a "Spam eater"... yuck!... and I think the whole rotted meat aspects of the smell and taste bring back memories of a not so fond time...
wow... as you can see (after all, my "smoke reports" are in fact "LIVE From NYC"...) am just babbling away... stoned and then some... and haven't had a hit since #3... about four or so paragraphs up there ^ ... ha ha ha
Anyways... this is "A" class Mary Jane... just that Mary Jane in this case is more like a "serial killer" than "the girl next door". Scares me to think of restless urban youth cruising the streets next summer smoking this stuff...
YIKES!!!!!
am going to take a shower... my skin is "electric..." You stay here and help yourself to all the Bottle Rocket that you want... in fact, take some home too... okies?
*thinks to self*... yikes... the shower scene from Hitcock.... uh oh... *locks the bathroom door... pushes stuff up against it.... turns on the shower, in fear*
*waves* Akiko
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Very in depth reporting.Get some pix with it n it will be like we were there. 
