Upcoming Drug Test & BHO

[SteelyMcKush]

Hi everyone,

So me and my girlfriend will be having to do a pre-employment drug test soon. We are moving to a city where nearly every single employer does the pre-employment test.

We don't have tests scheduled yet so I dont know a specific date, but we are moving there mid-may and hope to land jobs fairly quickly so I would guess the test would be between May 20-30.

Up until two days we both smoking bho pretty heavily. I would guess anywhere from .25 to .5 grams a day. Does anyone know how long this should take to get out of our system?

Do concentrates stay in your system longer then bud?

We plan on working out a bunch and drinking a ton of water/cranberry juice between now and then...anything else to help the process?

 

[hush]

Any products that claim to rid your body of cannabinoids are more than likely just gimmicks. Cannabinoids stay stored in the body's fat cells, so there's not much that any kind of water-based flushing will do for that. I believe the point of drinking water and other diuretics, in reference to urinalysis, is simply to dilute your urine and hopefully make it more difficult to detect the cannabinoids in a field test. But nowadays most pre-employment urinalyses are done by GC/MS which will detect right down to the ppm how much of anything you have in your system.

The easy "textbook answer" to your question is, most sources agree that it takes anywhere from 2 to 4 weeks to be eliminated from your system, but if you have enough fat stores, don't be surprised if it's detectable even 6 weeks later. If you are skinny enough and exercise often, it's possible (but not probable) that it could be purged from your system in 2 weeks or less. It's next to impossible to guarantee anything though.

I do think it's safe to say that concentrates will increase the amount of cannabinoid metabolites in your system more than non-concentrates will, so it stands to reason that your body would need to take longer to purge them at that level.

My advice is to first of all find out for sure what kind of test you will be taking. I just learned recently that saliva tests are becoming somewhat commonplace. You can't really fake a saliva test, but they are notoriously inaccurate. A urinalysis though is extremely accurate, when done by GC/MS, but they are easily faked through the use of urine substitution. So find out what kind of test you will be taking. If urine, which is what you should hope for, IMO, all you need to do is google "urine substitution" and you will find out all you need to know to be able to bring clean urine into the bathroom stall with you, and keep it at the right temperature. As long as you are not being watched, which is only legal when you are being drug tested for parole purposes, or I think military too, you will absolutely be able to safely substitute someone's clean urine for your own. I and all of my friends and family who've done it have a 100% success rate.

 

[SteelyMcKush]

My advice is to first of all find out for sure what kind of test you will be taking. I just learned recently that saliva tests are becoming somewhat commonplace. You can't really fake a saliva test, but they are notoriously inaccurate. A urinalysis though is extremely accurate, when done by GC/MS, but they are easily faked through the use of urine substitution. So find out what kind of test you will be taking. If urine, which is what you should hope for, IMO, all you need to do is google "urine substitution" and you will find out all you need to know to be able to bring clean urine into the bathroom stall with you, and keep it at the right temperature. As long as you are not being watched, which is only legal when you are being drug tested for parole purposes, or I think military too, you will absolutely be able to safely substitute someone's clean urine for your own. I and all of my friends and family who've done it have a 100% success rate.

Well I can't say for 100% certainty what kind of test it will be cause we don't have the jobs yet, I lived in this city a few years back and when I did my pre-employment test then it was a urine test.

Also I was watched while I peed in a small room with a urinal. It wasn't for parole obviously so could I have requested that the chick left the room? Maybe the laws are different in Canada.

Either way I would be extremely nervous to try and smuggle something in then get it into the container without being noticed.

Although I love the idea of not having to quit for the test lol

 

[hush]

I got baked in my car on the way to each and every urine test I ever took this way.

Yeah i don't know if it's different in Canada or whatever. But the actual process of "smuggling" urine into the testing stall is ridiculously simple. There's nothing to it. You keep a small pouch of urine in your tighty-whitey underwear, it has a piece of tubing that has a thumb-clamp on it, and you route that to your fly. To keep it the right temperature, you get one of those heat packs that people put in their socks. No one will ever know.

 

[SteelyMcKush]

I got baked in my car on the way to each and every urine test I ever took this way.

Yeah i don't know if it's different in Canada or whatever. But the actual process of "smuggling" urine into the testing stall is ridiculously simple. There's nothing to it. You keep a small pouch of urine in your tighty-whitey underwear, it has a piece of tubing that has a thumb-clamp on it, and you route that to your fly. To keep it the right temperature, you get one of those heat packs that people put in their socks. No one will ever know.

Well you make it sound very simple, I'd be down for sure if I knew I wasn't going to be watched...hmm.So when you used this method you were by yourself in a room or?

Anyone know about the Canadian laws on this?

 

[hush]

For 99% of all the tests I've ever taken, there was someone in the bathroom along with me, but I was in a toilet stall, with the door closed and locked behind me. Then I made all the expected sounds, like my belt buckle jingling, my zipper being unzipped, etc. Then, I open the clamp with my thumb, let the good urine stream into the collection cup, set that down, then finish by actually peeing into the toilet.

Even if someone were standing behind me with no door on the stall, but not actually looking at my penis, I would have been able to easily pull it off.

Best of luck to you, no matter what you end up doing.

 

[blastfrompast]

Even in Canada..we have the right to privacy..get some clean piss, or a kit and do that...