The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Dime]

some people will do anything for a blt

Tesla driver slept as car was going over 80 mph on Autopilot, Wisconsin officials say

A 38-year-old driver from Palatine, Illinois, was ticketed and accused of sleeping behind the wheel of a 2019 Tesla, according to a sheriff's report.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Yarddog]

I sold 68 chicks today. $6 a pop. Out till the next hatches come next week. Loaded a new batch, 56 eggs in an incubator this evening. It’s chicken mania and if you ain’t in it you fixing to miss out.

 

[Yarddog]

This is a friend of mines horse. He is one of the best looking horses I’ve seen. Works well in a team. This was normal, 100 years ago.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good night ya'll!

 

[Putembk]

GW and I keep the same hours.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I need to take an online course in order to figure out how the hell this car works. I’ve never seen more buttons and switches in my entire life… I barely put my foot on the throttle, and that thing just pulled like a scalded dog… View attachment 19158674 View attachment 19158675 View attachment 19158676

WOWZERS! - now that's - SOMETHING ELSE! - <Gets quite a bit more than a half chubby>

- and great colour choice on the interior - my old Jag had a cranberry and charcoal leather interior too - delectably-delicious - and ya - that engine looks like a modern upgraded version of The Flux Capacitor - capable of taking you 'Back to the Future! -

Jolly good show old bean!

*(addendum) - what's so great about it also - is that you are supporting your own auto industry - by buying a car that's made/fabricated in your very own nation (screw that Lambo fella!)

 

[Goldhedge]

I need to take an online course in order to figure out how the hell this car works. I’ve never seen more buttons and switches in my entire life… I barely put my foot on the throttle, and that thing just pulled like a scalded dog… View attachment 19158674 View attachment 19158675 View attachment 19158676

Nice color scheme too!

Aught to garage it, put it up on blocks and drain the oil!

No sense wearing it out! LOL

 

[Goldhedge]

Well, it looks like we've survived another day with D.O.G.E...!

Tomorrow will be a revealing day!

G'night!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Nice color scheme too!

Aught to garage it, put it up on blocks and drain the oil!

No sense wearing it out! LOL

Naaa! - that would seriously upset the car - which most certainly needs to be concertedly and copiously hammered regularly - up and down the highway - and ya don't wanna do that too - or she might well be looking for another - more capable driver

 

[Dime]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I have heard that morbid obesity puts so many fat cells in your brain - that you ultimately become a LARDY RETARD - this video confirms it Dime

 

[Dime]

I have heard that obesity puts so many fat cells in your brain - that you ultimately become a LARDY RETARD - this video confirms it Dime

The doctor could do standup comedy.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

And in the news today - we have the sad/happy story of a married couple with 5 kids emigrating from the UK to Florida USA - quite honestly - I can't blame them -

I'm ditching the depressing UK to move to Florida with my five kids

Julie Barnes, her husband Sam, and children Lola, 19, Colby, 15, Bentley, 11, Fleur, nine and Kitty, four, are set to pack up their lives near Bath for good to settle in the US at the end of next month.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Doesn't this woman immediately get under your skin - no matter what the level of melanin is in it?


Sad - so frikk'in sad - what this once great nation has become - ya can't even fly the flag - without consternation -

My wife - and kids 13 years ago (2012) - Subic Bay - Philippines -

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I sold 68 chicks today. $6 a pop. Out till the next hatches come next week. Loaded a new batch, 56 eggs in an incubator this evening. It’s chicken mania and if you ain’t in it you fixing to miss out.

You chick pimp you - ROTFLMAO!

<as he dances around the kitchen - with Loki the PomShitzPoo mutt pup - jumping up - and trying to join in>

 

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Road rage cretins - gotta hand it to the guy with the BAZOOKA though - LMFAO!

 

[Unca Walt]

how did you get two Z’s?…

I thought there was only one Z in scrabble…

was one of the Z’s a blank?

There are two blanks in SCRABBLE.

 

[Unca Walt]

REGARDING THE DELAYED RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES:

For those who wondered why the whole thing was just not opened up wide right off -- This explains why there was a delay:

Something like 250 people (victims) would have been outed with personal information and identity. Had to get them protected from that.

Done now.

Release is going to be today:

 

[cola]

Yeah, Yada, Yadda, Yaddda.
I think we all know who were on those flights. And we all know the reasons they wanted to get on that there jet in particular. After all, more than a few of these folks had their own jet, or plane, so what exactly was the draw? Was it the food service that was par excellence?!? Methinks though we may see flight logs, my guess is that some of the names may be missing. For example, are we going to see the names of all the minor females in particular that were on board. We will never know what went on in the bedrooms on the plane. And therein is the rub, and the crime.