The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

This is a genuine photo of me. Wearing genuine Sneakydicker clobber with my Family gun -- The outfit is historically correct, but new.
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The gun is/was my 11-times grandfather's. He killed two men with it to save the life of Prince the Duke Albrecht Wentzel von Wallenstein, the CINC of the Holy Roman Forces. Felt weird to hold it.

They gimme a somewhat newer one later on. I never carried, shot, or disassembled a Mattel Toy.

I didn’t know that was you on the cover Walt

 

[Boo]

I didn’t know that was you on the cover Walt

he's a sly fox isn't he...Walt gets around pretty well...

 

[SubGirl]

he's a sly fox isn't he...Walt gets around pretty well...

How did he hide that big nose in the cover pic?

 

[Boo]

How did he hide that big nose in the cover pic?

make up and lighting...as I said, Walt is a sly one...

 

[jokerman]

How did he hide that big nose in the cover pic?

bondo

 

[jokerman]

first time I had Long Island corn.

 

[dogzter]

 

[jokerman]

They made me fly home to NJ when I was in the Army to register for selective service

My Goddaughters (40 y/o) have a friend who is Russian and American having dual citizenship.
He is a pediatric doctor living in Garden City and was approached by Russian authorities to come back home.
I personally would say nyet.

 

[jokerman]

First thing coming to me would be location of a bathroom .

 

[jokerman]

That would provide just enough light to watch yourself freeze to death here.

that was funny as fuk and did not go unnoticed

 

[dogzter]

I may have goofed on the maffs for my vanilla bean extract.
Gonna need more liquor but that's a good thing.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

My old unit (977th MP company) has been deployed to the border.

We were deployed for Jimmy Carter's Cuban refugee resettlement operation in 1980.

From the U.S. Army:

• Headquarters, 89th Military Police Brigade, Fort Cavazos, Texas
• Headquarters, 720th Military Police Battalion, Fort Cavazos, Texas
• 401st Military Police Company, Fort Cavazos, Texas
• 202nd Military Police Company, Fort Bliss, Texas
• Headquarters, 716th Military Police Battalion, Fort Campbell, Kentucky
• 23rd Military Police Company, Fort Drum, New York
• 549th Military Police Company, Fort Stewart, Georgia
• 530th Combat Engineer Company-Armored, Fort Stewart, Georgia
• 977th Military Police Company, Fort Riley, Kansas
• 41st Combat Engineer Company-Armored, Fort Riley, Kansas
• 569th Combat Engineer Company-Armored, Fort Carson, Colorado
• Headquarters, 759th Military Police Battalion, Fort Carson, Colorado
• 66th Military Police Company, Joint Base Lewis-McChord, Washington

From the U.S. Marine Corps:

• Detachment from 1st Combat Engineer Battalion, 1st Marine Division, Camp Pendleton, California
• Detachment from 7th Engineering Support Battalion, 1st Marine Logistics Group, Camp Pendleton, California

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[Countryboy]

Evening folks! I say what I do and do what I say, so I got that package out. Other than a nap, all I did was rotate the pantry and resupply from the basement(tuna and canned fruit). Chicken for dinner and K is napping.

peace

 

[SubGirl]

I may have goofed on the maffs for my vanilla bean extract.
Gonna need more liquor but that's a good thing.

Maybe there will be enough for all of us

 

[SubGirl]

that was funny as fuk and did not go unnoticed

It was for florida use only. How to keep your whole South Florida house warm all winter on just one can of Crisco.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

 

[Unca Walt]

I bet that's a metric shitton of darts in a 155!

Might poke the sun out with one of those.

5000 each from a 105mm. Hitting the dirt only made you a larger target.

 

[dogzter]

5000 each from a 105mm. Hitting the dirt only made you a larger target.

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We make the coolest shit when it comes to killing people.

 

[dogzter]

5000 each from a 105mm. Hitting the dirt only made you a larger target.

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Fly over a troop formation in a c130 gunship and handle it.
Sometimes I regret going the prison route.

 

[dogzter]

Vanilla plants are a type of orchid.
Has my brain turning now........this is usually how it starts.