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Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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It doesn’t just smell good, it practically sends your nostrils on vacation to a tropical island of sweet, sticky, mind-blowing aromas. This beauty smells like a mix of fresh-baked cookies, pine forests, and the faintest hint of a summer breeze carrying the scent of a field of wildflowers straight to your face. It’s as if the plant has spent its entire life in a spa, getting facials and drinking cucumber water.

But hold onto your socks, because when you light this beauty up, the effects are otherworldly. It’s like your mind gets launched into a rocket, blasting off through a galaxy of euphoria, creativity, and deep belly laughs. The first puff? Boom. Instant uplift. Second puff? Boom. Your sense of time? Gone. Your socks? Still on… but only for now. By the third puff, they’ll be flung off faster than a bad date. No one knows where they went—they just disappeared in the haze of bliss.

Side effects may include spontaneous dancing, awkwardly deep conversations with your houseplants, and a dangerous overconfidence when attempting to cook. But hey, at least you won’t be worried about your socks anymore.

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Which plant are you talking about or is it a combination of both. I have a TT hanging waiting on a dry trim. I just took Mrs Pute down and she stuck her head into the dry/cure tent ...... just held her nose and said yuck...she has no appreciation for the finer things in life.
 

oldmaninbc

Well-known member
420club
Never got stoned at work as sure as shit if I had the next job would have been changing light bulbs on poles in a used car parking lot with a 30 ft extension ladder or doing a hot hookup on something. Nope nada not gonna happen.

The Veterans Admin drug tests me 3 times a year to dispense the few (15) hydrocodone they niggeredly hand out once a month but only if I remember to call and beg for them as it's a non-refillable script. As a cannabis user they severely limit how many narcos I can have.

The THC test must have some kind of high user flag as twice the Doc has asked "Just how much Cannabis do you use a day" " Enough to make it look like your face is melting Doc" Both times I was ramped up to 4 Hash capsules a day.


Because I have been a prescription morphine user since 2010 I've gone through a number of uncomfortable experiences with doctors. I've had 3 different family doctors in that time and have had to make my case to each of them. Once I was drug tested on the spot at the clinic for 11 different drugs. No drugs came up that the doctor didn't know about. On the line where the cannabis was tested, the letter H stood out meaning high.
I hate telling them the truth because they use it against you but if you don't they won't give you the pain medication that is needed. When all the opiated deaths became noticeable doctors went on the war path with prescription narcotic users. They put the people on the drugs then treated them like crap for taking them.
I've had my personal cannabis production licence since 2010. Each of my 3 family doctors have signed my cannabis papers.
I'm going into my 76th year with several chronic health issues, I need those drugs to go about my day.
I get a 3 month prescription for morphine, for 30 days at a time.

Here is to hoping you don't end up changing light bulbs at the used car lot.

When you say hash capsules, do you mean that there is hash in the capsule?
 

oldmaninbc

Well-known member
420club
My exquisitely gorgeous redhead had to get her drivers license when we were in Texas. Back then, the State Troopers gave the test.

Herself shows up in short-shorts. The Texas trooper gets in, takes one look at her, smiles and says:

"Relax, you're gonna pass. Now pull away from the curb, but be sure to signal first -- I'll be looking for that."

She drove around the block, and parking was sorta easy: She just pulled into the front of the building in the empty street and stopped in the "Park Here" spot.

At this time, she still thought the double line in the center of the road was for motorcycles. <-- A life-long family joke we laugh about today because she really did for a while. As a licensed driver.
That is funny about the double yellow lines for motorcycles.

I imagine the Texas state troopers were taught to be observant:)
 

cola

Well-known member
Not to get all political and all that but good leadership and the rule of law is what makes the almighty dalla the worlds investment vehicle.

There's a new kid in town and the world senses it too...

the Donald is setting up a 'cleaning house' ass whoopin of epic proportions that has the deep state shitting the bed.

and he's all outta bubble gum....

I just hope he gets the chance to complete his mission....
The US Dollar has been on a bull run for 18 months from when it made its low and turned up. What is your explanation for this bull run, all politics aside (again), since the previous administration was, and has been, in power for this whole time? My explanation is that both parties, are, in fact, a Uni-party. So it's time again to party on. Right? Go figure .. :LOL:
 
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