The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Goldhedge]

I use to drive by a tanning factory, it stunk to high heaven, you could smell it from quite a distance.

You aught to drive past a turkey processing plant sometime....

thanks SG , hoping these bacon and eggs do the trick

strange bed indeed..

about this strange

Whenever I wake with a headache from strange...

I do stretching. It does wonders for tight muscles which usually portend headaches.

 

[Goldhedge]

My old furniture is being hauled off right now. Gonna have to sit on the floor for the next 24 hrs.

I wouldn't stand for that.

 

[jokerman]

Its pretty nice,every morning my Mia ,my sun conure sits on my shoulders and picks the sleepies out of the corners of my eyes (intently) and grooms me.
I see now after 9 years Mia does the same to my Honey and its the best!
You want all the women in the house to be happy and like each other !

 

[jokerman]

I wouldn't stand for that.

excellent comment ffs !

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[jokerman]

 

[Gray Wolf]

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exactly ,my van smells like cigars and always have a shortie to light ,not to smoke but to make smoke

Genious! For all you non smokers unwilling to defile your lips with a stogie, you might check out Butyric acid,

 

[jokerman]

Fortune​

Q. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?
A. Start off with a big one!

 

[jokerman]

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Genious! For all you non smokers unwilling to defile your lips with a stogie, you might check out Butyric acid,

Tell me Obi Won please

 

[ost]

Planning a mailbox. Going to build an airplane around a standard mailbox. I hope some punk ass doesn’t knock it down.

mine is a inline 6 cyl diesel crankshaft welded to a old flywheel even when it has snowed everyone seems to stay 2 or 3 feet away from it.

 

[Dime]

Good evening everyone

 

[SubGirl]

When I went to college one of my instructors told me when she took her drivers test, she didn't get out of the parking lot. As she jumped the curb and drove into the hedge. She failed and she wasn't even high.

I don’t know how I passed the driving test. I went over one of those speed bumps too fast driving my drivers test guys head into the overhead of my car. He must have not wanted to do the paperwork

 

[Putembk]

I had an instructor like that.

My instructor was the principal of out High School

 

[SubGirl]

Vacuum cleaner.

You know it. You can get the edges real good with the room empty

 

[SubGirl]

My instructor was the principal of out High School

Mine was our gym teacher but you still had to go to the DMV for the actual written and driving test

 

[Putembk]

You know it. You can get the edges real good with the room empty

Arg….

 

[Countryboy]

Evening folks! Got Kash home from the vet. Didn't do anything except shave around the wound. Said they could put him under and sew it up. I declined.

Told me his rabies was expired. I declined the shot but stopped by NEGA animal clinic. They provided me proof he had a 3 year vaccine, so I've got that going for me.

K's napping, spaghetti for dinner.

peace

 

[Gray Wolf]

Tell me Obi Won please

In a word, it has a ghastly odor.

Butyric acid is a product of anaerobic fermentation in the colon and smells like a mixture of poo, rancid animal fat, body odor, and vomit, that is detectable by humans at about 10ppm.

 

[oldmaninbc]

You aught to drive past a turkey processing plant sometime....


Whenever I wake with a headache from strange...

I do stretching. It does wonders for tight muscles which usually portend headaches.

We have a free range turkey farm just outside the village and yes when you get around certain holidays it has a penetrating aroma.

 

[Putembk]

Mine was our gym teacher but you still had to go to the DMV for the actual written and driving test

Nope. But I had an agricultural license at 14.