....... dunno, trying to figure out how to use it and how it would help!
Maybe that pillow guy, Mike Lyndell could explain it.
Maybe that pillow guy, Mike Lyndell could explain it.
....... dunno, trying to figure out how to use it and how it would help!
Maybe that pillow guy, Mike Lyndell could explain it.
....... dunno, trying to figure out how to use it and how it would help!
Maybe that pillow guy, Mike Lyndell could explain it.
Why do I feel like she is referring to the lever that opens the trap door on an old westerns gallows?.........
....... because you're smart, that's why!
See, the problem is The Vagina, it's a trap, it's designed by that bitch Mother Nature to lure you in and get you hooked so you'll ply us with drugs and support us while we sit on our fat asses eating bon bons all day and getting fat.
........... but the dirty little secret about The Vagina is that it has very few, if any, nerve endings and meanwhile, The Clitoris is located outside The Vagina, the end result being that The poor dump stick gets hooked while the dump stick controller remains cool, calm and collected, all-powerful and in control of you and 'The Relationship'!
Too bad, huh (but it doesn't mean you can't still ply me with drugs, I'm easy and would love to have a broke-down old man to love)!
did you ever read about the surgeon that performed what he called "love surgery" or something like that. he moved the clitoris from it's hiding spot & placed it inside the vaginal opening so it would be exposed to more friction. "some" of his customers loved it (his wife had it done) but others could not take the direct pressure. i don't want some asshat hiding the candy where i can't nibble on it!....... because you're smart, that's why!
........... but the dirty little secret about The Vagina is that it has very few, if any, nerve endings and meanwhile, The Clitoris is located outside The Vagina
Too bad, huh (but it doesn't mean you can't still ply me with drugs, I'm easy and would love to have a broke-down old man to love)!