You know you live in the country if......

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


you just can't take the giddy-up out of that gal.

 

[MicroRoy]

 

[MicroRoy]

You know you live in thr country when the girls know how to use tools.

 

[superx]

When it takes you all day to mow the fucking lawn........

 

[noyd666]

SIT BACK !! RELAX

 

[99%]

when you have no choice but to put your fists up and fight a kangaroo who is taller than you.

 

[99%]

you know you live in the country if shit happens, often....good shit, bad shit, boring shit and "great to be alive" kind of shit..

 

[noyd666]

mainly cow shit on front porch.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


the 'ol lady can save your butt from zombies.

sorry mods, I'm almost sure this gal had learned her skill wearing jeans & flannel, but this is how I found her

 

[Snook]

the 'ol lady can save your butt from zombies.


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sorry mods, I'm almost sure this gal had learned her skill wearing jeans & flannel, but this is how I found her
good vid.

good vid sfl...

 

[Robrites]

 

[Bwanabud]

Damn never seen that before, great vid Robrites

 

[_tessarecting]

I need chickens

 

[420somewhere]

Free Range Chicken...

Free Range Chicken...

I need chickens

They love those mices to pieces

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Chickens can be tough. I've watched them peck a garter snake to death. Thing didnt have a chance.

 

[atk7]

My chickens catch mice like that then she turns it around and swallows it whole, head first. the first time I saw that happen I thought that damn chicken was going to choke to death, but she got it down . Ran around the yard for some time with the tail hanging out of her beak looked funny as hell.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


every room comes w/a view

 

[metsäkana]

 

[Bud Green]

.......https://www.google.com/search?q=gre...ved=0ahUKEwixk86X1PbQAhUI52MKHRxlCk0Q_AUIBigB


You know you live in the country if......

You know a great tit when you see one....

 

[mayorofthdesert]

you just can't take the giddy-up out of that gal.


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If you're ever in Vegas the double down saloon has one of those coin op horses. When the strippers get off work it's a prime place for many of them to go drinking. The horse gets a lot of use. Also, try the Ass Juice, Not sure what booze is in it but it's made with squirt & you can get it with or without corn floating in it.